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[Rohit Jain @rohitjain2021]

- Gadkari sochta hain ki koi paper leak ho jaye, taaki Ethanol par sawal na ho.

- Pradhan sochta hain ki petrol mein thoda aur ganne ka juice mil jaye, taaki Paper Leak par sawal na ho.

- Tai sochti hain ki koi bada protest ho jaye, taaki economy par sawal na ho.

- Mota Bhai sochta hain ki koi naya tax aa jaye, taaki protesters par hui lathi charge par sawal na ho.

- Aur Nandu sochta hai ki border par kuch gadbad ho jaye, taaki uske make-up, kapde, chashme, foreign tours par koi sawal na kare.

Gajab ki cabinet

[Kapil @kapsology]

This is the typical face of bhakts who are in their late 50s or 60s.

Monday to Friday, you see them enjoying their government jobs, which they got before Modi, or enjoying the pensions from jobs they had before Modi.

On weekends, they go to nearby parks or sit at a tea stall with people of the same age group.

Most of the discussion among them is about how Modi is influencing world policy or how Muslims and the opposition are not allowing him to perform.

They influence the critical thinking and decision-making of their kids who are in their late 20s or early 30s.

They believe that the best time to be in India was either 5,000 years ago or today. Everything in between was just Mughal rule.

They watch Godi media channels for orgasmic pleasure and keep the volume high enough for the neighbors to hear Modi-mahima every evening.

You call them WhatsApp uncles, but in their own eyes, they are encyclopedias.

[Kapil @kapsology]

If you are from North India, Dharmendra Pradhan has made 4 languages compulsory in class VI.

English
Hindi
Sanskrit
Any foreign Language

Bacche science maths pade ya sanskrit jaise subject mein time waste karein.

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

एक देशव्यापी परीक्षा के पेपर लीक होने पर किसी भी लिहाज वाले इंसान को ख़ुद ही इस्तीफ़ा देना चाहिए था। यहाँ बच्चे दुख में मर गए, महीनों से गुहार चल रही कि दफ़ा हो।

ऐसी क्या ख़ानदानी संपत्ति माँग ली कि बच्चों पे लाठी-गोली चला रहे हो? जिस जनता ने कुर्सी दी है वही कह रही कि उतर जाओ।

[Wonderer @positiverahu]

@theskindoctor13 Or they can just listen public grievances and try to meet their demands as much as practically possible. And if not possible, then convey why it is not possible.

[Raja Babu @GaurangBhardwa1]

Shubman Gill ki batting mein alag hi class hai. Vaibhav Sooryavanshi aur Abhishek Sharma chahe kitne bhi sixes maar le.
Lekin Gill sahab ka cover drive... ufffff pure elegance. ❤️

[Disciplined N Consistent @AnnuInfo]

We Are Vishwaguru Only in WhatsApp & Reels ✅️
Apple Company Total Market Cap:
4 Trillion Dollar
India 🇮🇳 Total Market Cap:
4 Trillion Dollar
India 🇮🇳 Total GDP:
Less than 4 Trillion Dollar

[Vikas @blrvikash]

@Wellutwt Gill

[Vikas @blrvikash]

@nsinghal211 Hahaha

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

@BhulakkadBoy Lag nahi raha defend kar payegi. Pehle do overs me hi lavnen bhojyam hota dikh raha hai.

[Raghuvanshi Abhinav Baliyan @Raghuvansh_abhi]

@HelleLyngSvends It's great that you're in Norway. If it was in India, you might have had to leave your job for the crime of asking questions. Or you have to pay a very heavy price. By the way, I wish the journalists of India had had such courage. No PC for 12 years till now.

[Kapil @kapsology]

You were a simple spokesperson of the party.

The only thing you have done is go to TV channels and speak.

Kejriwal trusted you and gave you an MP ticket from Delhi.

You lost.

He then offered you a safe seat and campaigned for you to make you an MLA.

You were never involved in ground politics, but still Kejriwal gave you more than what you deserved just because of trust.

AAP won Punjab, and as you were a good speaker and a trusted party person, you were offered a Rajya Sabha MP position.

As a young MP, you married a Bollywood film star, and at the same time, the top leadership was raided and arrested by ED on the instructions of Ranga Billa.

Here is where things changed.

Your name was also in the chargesheet. Like others, it was confirmed that you would have to go to jail and be deprived of the luxuries that you are used to.

You used your wife's family BJP connections to stay away from arrest and ran to London.

You came back with a condition that you would not speak anything against BJP, but as an opposition leader, it was not possible.

You started picking topics to build your career as a young Gen Z-style politician using PR agencies.

But you got exposed, and people now understand what your motives were.

You can't leave politics because your Bollywood wife can't just be the wife of a jobless CA with zero experience.

You can't stay in AAP without doing AAP-style politics. You can't speak against Modi.

You have only one option, and that was to leave AAP and join BJP. But that would mean that you would have to lose your RS membership.

You held a few meetings and planned ED raids on people whom you could pressure to come along with you to make your defection safe.

You have saved your marriage and RS seat, but in the end, you have sabotaged your image and the trust of thousands of volunteers who made you what you are today.

Just three words for you.

SHAME ON YOU.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

South Africa won’t allow Starlink to be licensed, even though I was BORN THERE, simply because I am not Black!

We were offered many times the opportunity to bribe our way to a license by pretending that a Black guy runs Starlink SA, but I have refused to do so on principle.

Racism should not be rewarded no matter to which race it is applied.

Shame on the racist politicians in South Africa. They should be shown no respect whatsoever anywhere in the world and shunned for being unashamedly RACISTS!

[Ari @ariramac7]

@AnanthaSR @nainaverse What abt overall electricity bill ? Along with your monthly regular equipments consumption & eb slab rate accordingly...

[Vikas @blrvikash]

@the_mansi_shukl Overrated. I didn't find intresting

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

Honestly speaking, I think Opposition Parties should have boycotted this election

They already knew what was happening after SIR & Vote Chori. Learn from Mahatma Gandhi.

[CA Chirag Chauhan @CAChirag]

The Lenskart IPO has turned out to be one of those rare consumer stories that started with questions but ended with conviction.

Overall: 28x subscribed.
Break-up: QIBs 40x, NIIs 18x, Retail 7x.

That’s not just FOMO — that’s confidence in a model that’s been built brick by brick over a decade.

A business that sells 40m+ eyewear pieces annually, has 2000+ stores, and runs one of the most efficient supply chains in the category.

India’s eyewear market? About $9bn.
Global market where Lenskart already plays (SEA + GCC)? $20bn+.

And they’re #1 in India, #1 in SEA — 5x and 3x ahead of their next largest competitors.

All this, while keeping it profitable and tech-first — from manufacturing to try-ons to home delivery.

Feels like one of those “built in India, scaled beyond borders” moments.

[Vikas @blrvikash]

@rnshrm120 @theskindoctor13 Brother is not overpriced if you compare with local shops.

[Vikas @blrvikash]

@NalinisKitchen Also I have replaced my old, basic lenses for only ₹199. The offer is still available. Please tell me which local shops provide this service at a minimal charge.

[Vikas @blrvikash]

@NalinisKitchen the local shop is too expensive, doesn’t allow returns, and offers no free eye check or other services. In contrast, Lenscart offered a branded lens with a frame for ₹3,000, and you bought the OwnDays lenses, which are high quality. It sounds like you were let down by the local