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Thinking about Her 🫶

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08 Jun 2026

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Ref, do something! She’s letting the Scarlet Rot bloom once more!

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Malenia, Blade of Miquella is like 9 feet tall with a + wingspan. Some brave soul gotta bring a ball and install a hoop at the base of the Haligtree.

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I love that Ms. Phosphophyllite Land of the Lustrous is both an anthropomorphic gemstone and an anthropomorphic Ship of Theseus

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The “The Mob” website in episode 4 of The Sopranos is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on t.v.

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Nine Sols FUCKS

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Downloading 450 hours of video games to play before Outward 2 releases next month. Surely I’ll get through them all.

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@TVsKevinLanigan The team most picked to win the east before the season, if I may be so bold as to add

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We are approaching unprecedented levels of being so back

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Rolled credits on Mina the Hollower. So many moments where the game is a dance of free-flowing movement and dynamic combat, but far too many moments where the game grinds that momentum to a halt using “don’t burrow” as its primary difficulty vector. Pretty good out of 10

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@spacesamples That’s my friend Espurr! Take care of them!

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Picking back up my Le Guin journey. Very curious how this will compare to The Left Hand of Darkness both in material and in my final opinion. Stepping backwards through Le Guin’s political philosophy journey after finishing Earthsea and moving to her sci-fi is very interesting.

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@joeypostings If somebody brought Carl to CBB I would skip at least the segment if not the whole episode. Listening to old CBB episodes I think most are pretty bad because they are much more of the millennial humor I don’t care for, but there’s some wheat so I’ve chosen to sift through chaff.

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When listening to the Comedy Bang Bang backlog, one must skip to the next episode whenever a white man brings a Hispanic character to the table. In addition to making the show much funnier and more listenable, it also expedites your journey by reducing the backlog by about 20%.

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@molokokw Don’t forget the millennial chungus coworker humor

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Coworkers keep pitching me on Dungeon Crawler Carl and I’m trying to be polite about it. If the author wanted me to read his books he shouldn’t have made a SFF book about a guy named Carl who runs around barefoot and in his undies with a cat named Princess Donut. I’m an adult.

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@Minifarmthena You’ll have to forgive me if I’m not surprised by this revelation

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@SadClownTimes Deeply disrespectful to both Ryoko Kui and the Disco dev team

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@dunkleskog A universal issue plaguing our society 💔

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@spacesamples Everybody’s 12 proven to be true yet again 🙁