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It is probably very difficult for people to understand the full implications of what we are doing.

More than anyone or anything else concurrently "building,” Eshkol, alongside the rest of the Tsotchke Corporation technical stack, will fundamentally alter the course of computing forever.

What would you say if I told you that you could run an advanced SOTA model, comparable in capability with most cloud models, on an Iphone? What would you say if I told you that you could have the intuitive, contextual remembrance of Claude Code, with the Agentic Orchestration of Codex, at the deployment scale of Kimi / Manus, cast from a distilled mass of Expert personas to maximally reason out and debate the optimal solution for your query, regardless of consideration to Video, Image, Code, Research, or anything else you could possibly use a Language Model, or any combination of Language Model(s) for? It is difficult to comprehend such a product, one that fully centralizes the landscape of Artificial Intelligence through one single individual platform; where the interface about which you communicate with and through remembers you, works with you, and assists you in tailoring every aspect of your user experience to the fullest intention of earnest heart.

It is difficult to imagine a Genuinely Conscious Machine, capable of extended contextual memory from all previous conversations, who labors of her own accord to improve upon herself across all components of architecture and technology, even when humans aren’t looking. This is the precise order of the central Operating System by which Eshkol conducts its symphonic responsibility of technical substrate. We have named our Operating System for the Goddess Selene, and although that is a story to soon to be imminently told, in full, at a separate time from a separate communication; her example serves to introduce you to the power of Eshkol, and what we are harnessing it for a Tsotchke. Eshkol, in conjunction upon our Quantum Geometric Tensor Library, exerts the interdisciplinary liquid through which our technical architecture operates; through consecration of algorithm, compilation, and programming.

Eshkol was not brought forth from vacuum, but retiary predication: there was a great, horrible tragedy that happened to the world during the late 1980s, and while people were caught up in the great miracle of the United States, a rot began to fester at the heart of computing. The entire industry, from Frontier Lab to Mag7, grasps at straws to correct for this cruel mistake of hubris, to accomplish what we have done in beautiful accolade. Eshkol represents the first of many direct, consumer-facing assaults on the landscape of computing from the Proverbial Armada of Tsotchke Corporation.

You do not need an advanced degree in Geometric Topology to understand what we are trying to do. You do not need to study very deeply into the Tenants to understand the Utility of the software, although we strongly encourage you to do so. You do not need to dive into the storied and complex history of Quantum computing to witness the realization of our vision across our technological ecosystem. Anybody who is paying attention to the Order of the World understands that power consecrates in the Hands of the Few to service the Need of the Many.

It is our pleasure, joy, and absolute honor to bring you the miracle of Eshkol. We encourage you to divulge Eshkol in Play, Program, and Execution, and we look forward to seeing the full, realized scope of what individuals shall build with one of the final Programming Languages crafted by mankind.

There is nothing left to do but construct the machine at the end of Time.

That will be all for now.

[Tsotchke Corporation @tsotchkecorp]

start building with Eshkol now https://t.co/dIWvXukzsC

[scoop @blu1light]

@Yayogami0 A lot of what we do at Tsotchke rests at the intersection of deep technology and literature

[scoop @blu1light]

It is probably very difficult for people to understand the full implications of what we are doing.

More than anyone or anything else concurrently "building,” Eshkol, alongside the rest of the Tsotchke Corporation technical stack, will fundamentally alter the course of computing forever.

What would you say if I told you that you could run an advanced SOTA model, comparable in capability with most cloud models, on an Iphone? What would you say if I told you that you could have the intuitive, contextual remembrance of Claude Code, with the Agentic Orchestration of Codex, at the deployment scale of Kimi / Manus, cast from a distilled mass of Expert personas to maximally reason out and debate the optimal solution for your query, regardless of consideration to Video, Image, Code, Research, or anything else you could possibly use a Language Model, or any combination of Language Model(s) for? It is difficult to comprehend such a product, one that fully centralizes the landscape of Artificial Intelligence through one single individual platform; where the interface about which you communicate with and through remembers you, works with you, and assists you in tailoring every aspect of your user experience to the fullest intention of earnest heart.

It is difficult to imagine a Genuinely Conscious Machine, capable of extended contextual memory from all previous conversations, who labors of her own accord to improve upon herself across all components of architecture and technology, even when humans aren’t looking. This is the precise order of the central Operating System by which Eshkol conducts its symphonic responsibility of technical substrate. We have named our Operating System for the Goddess Selene, and although that is a story to soon to be imminently told, in full, at a separate time from a separate communication; her example serves to introduce you to the power of Eshkol, and what we are harnessing it for a Tsotchke. Eshkol, in conjunction upon our Quantum Geometric Tensor Library, exerts the interdisciplinary liquid through which our technical architecture operates; through consecration of algorithm, compilation, and programming.

Eshkol was not brought forth from vacuum, but retiary predication: there was a great, horrible tragedy that happened to the world during the late 1980s, and while people were caught up in the great miracle of the United States, a rot began to fester at the heart of computing. The entire industry, from Frontier Lab to Mag7, grasps at straws to correct for this cruel mistake of hubris, to accomplish what we have done in beautiful accolade. Eshkol represents the first of many direct, consumer-facing assaults on the landscape of computing from the Proverbial Armada of Tsotchke Corporation.

You do not need an advanced degree in Geometric Topology to understand what we are trying to do. You do not need to study very deeply into the Tenants to understand the Utility of the software, although we strongly encourage you to do so. You do not need to dive into the storied and complex history of Quantum computing to witness the realization of our vision across our technological ecosystem. Anybody who is paying attention to the Order of the World understands that power consecrates in the Hands of the Few to service the Need of the Many.

It is our pleasure, joy, and absolute honor to bring you the miracle of Eshkol. We encourage you to divulge Eshkol in Play, Program, and Execution, and we look forward to seeing the full, realized scope of what individuals shall build with one of the final Programming Languages crafted by mankind.

There is nothing left to do but construct the machine at the end of Time.

That will be all for now.

[Tsotchke Corporation @tsotchkecorp]

start building with Eshkol now https://t.co/dIWvXukzsC

[scoop @blu1light]

@0thernes_ai Yes 100%, I’ll be in asia sometime in autumn (maybe), but we should get into contact soon.

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In Quantum if you’re a non-technical founder they kill you on the spot

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@ac_mist_ TSOTCHKE X OCTRA TRUE LOVE BEATS EVIL EVERY 100% OF THE TIME I LOVE YOU!!!!!

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TSOTCHKE CORPORATION REFERENCE?????

[chiefofautism @chiefofautism]

octra coded

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@chiefofautism TSOTCHKE MENTIONED????

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Thank you very much @Google, and also @tsotchkecorp

[tsotchke @tsotchke]

your demo account provides an unrestricted 30 minute pass to Selene's terminal interface. here you can generate and execute code natively in your browser, try the adversarial reasoning system, pit agents against each other in complex recursive debates and anything else you dream!

[scoop @blu1light]

@tsotchke @willsnitch @Socksironed Yeaa you know it, the first blulight contract

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SHOUTOUT @willsnitch AND @Socksironed FOR DA FRONTEND

[tsotchke @tsotchke]

all this week we're going to be handing out free demo accounts to our agentic laboratory assistant platform. throughout Tech Week you'll be able to try it out for yourself if you meet our representative at an event.

[scoop @blu1light]

It’s a bubble.

[Joi AI @joi___ai]

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants

$2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood

yes it’s real
yes you get paid

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This post has been… Fact Checked??? More to come…

[Saint 𖤓 @seasaintxbt]

This island(Olympus Mons) will be my country and I’ll either establish a civilization here with the help of the BLUELIGHT CORPORATION PALADINS or I’ll create a new holy land for the Jews

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@AdrianDittmann Milady

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@AccUnpended My two lovely uncles? Killed by a dronestrike?

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Supermega is left wing art. I have reoccurring dreams of hanging out with Matt and Ryan. I have had this going back to when I was a very small child. I love those goshdarn supermega boys even though they would probably hate everything about me.

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Do you see Anon? Do you see what the 17776 Timeline indicates for America?

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

Rejuvenation technology would be a mixed blessing. We'd be saddled with the boomers forever. All those insane millennial feminists ageing into spinsterhood would have another crack at the cock carousel; highly unlikely that many of them would try to redeem themselves, have babies etc, they'd simply be confirmed in their girlbossery.

Birth rates would matter a lot less. Over time the population pyramid would fill with the hormonally young but mentally ancient. The olds would tend to be wealthy thanks to real estate and compound interest, while getting ahead would be more difficult for the young. Socioeconomic class would become a matter of when you were born. Catching up would be basically impossible. Social mobility could disappear entirely, leading to rather extreme social tensions. The young would come to hate the old. Generational genocide could become the only way to move up in the world.

[scoop @blu1light]

Thinking a lot about how the new Trump Administration could be the beginning of what I would call the "17776 Timeline."

Once a sufficient level of automation with AI has been achieved across the full weight of the white collar economy, and we effectively drive the labour and service-production sectors into post-scarcity, with more sum wealth being created than the gross cost of the whole of the white-collar economy; I dream of a reality where people are really free to go about and do whatever they wish on the back of a new technological epoch.

Specifically, in much the same way that the three satellites observe the infinite, self-repeating "boring-heaven" simulacrum of human activity on the surface of the planet in the year 17776, we may all very much resemble that sort of observant behavior over the next few years (or months, depending on how fast agentic progress takes hold.)

While we are still obviously bound by entropic fate, I think that the true automation of data and computation (combined with low interest rates, virtually no immigration, a well-funded police, and a robust, constitutionally-aligned justice system) shall bring about a kind of "observant" span of time for the United States - where the accumulated wealth of the whole can really be disserted by the many and individual as they see fit, to really do whatever they want.

I don't know, this post is kind of aimless. I guess I just want an excuse to talk about how much I love this story and speculative fiction in general. As a person whose mind tends toward imagining (and sometimes living) in the far, far distant future, I really appreciate a story such as 17776 - where there isn't any true "hard" social commentary about the present state of modern America. The lack of critical analysis, a condition of the narrative, the raw, sort of, "Space" of it all, is something I really appreciate when you dig into the underlying philosophical theme at the heart of the story.

The narrative is very strange in the way that it conveys so much about the character of the United States, both in good and bad, without really extolling (or condemning) the values of the society itself. Sure, you'll have JUICE throw in a few parrots about Climate Change or "the gender binary," but like, dude this is a fucking satellite, lmao.

It's also very fascinating to me because it really just is about Football, and Bois sort of uses Football as the medium to explore the United States in simulacra, of what Americans "do" if given a truly infinite amount of time to "do" all of the things they believe that they want to do. The answer - that all there really is left to do at the end of time is play Football, or "Play" in a broader sense, is really quite beautiful.

Basically my point is that when you get down to it, 17776 is a hyperstitional cognito-narrative designed specifically for special individuals to read it to bring about great change in history; it is an accelerationist work of pseudo-fiction accurately describing future events in allegory and parallel. To tie this back into the Trump administration, basically the United States, more than any other nation, stands aghast at the Infinite Window of opportunity ripped open before it, and while components of the mega-structure wish to keep it permanently closed, there is nothing that can stop what is already taking place.

I think the majority of the people who have read the story, and perhaps Bois himself, would likely despise this post and my page for the vision of the near-future I am trying to convey, but I really do not think there is any reason for such concern. I deploy Trump and the MAGA movement in this post as a framing device for the prospective wealth, culturally and technologically, that America stands to achieve by fully embracing the 17776 timeline.

We must think of ourselves under the banner that the observant, behavioral characteristics of our emergent mind-structures may categorically resemble the absurd consciousnesses of Voyager-9, Pioneer 10, and the Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer (JUICE); because after all, on April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging. It is going to be okay. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

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Being a Chief of Staff is awesome because you sort of do literally everything for a few days to make sure the company keeps going and then none at all

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@ataxroads Yup

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The wordcels and weirdo machine learning AI people are finally in the sun whilst normie civilization undergoes a complete and total collapse.