Michelle F. Cooper

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

You have far too much time if you, a middle aged objectively rotund man, spend a beautiful Saturday morning protesting a girl in her mid twenties by saying she should've swam faster 4 years ago because she didn't want to a man in the locker room.

Seek therapy.

[St. Xavier Tennis @StXavierTennis]

Congrats to Carson, Nihal, Conor, Henry, David & Gus for finishing 1st, 2nd &3rd in the Cincinnati Sectional!

[St. Xavier Tennis @StXavierTennis]

Congrats to the 2026 senior tennis players and families! 🎉 Your leadership, talent and friendship will be missed!🎊
💙✈️🎾

[Michelle F. Cooper @blu_cooper]

@libsoftiktok @FBI Winner!

[Michelle F. Cooper @blu_cooper]

@JenniferSey @ClayTravis Love mansplaing

[Michelle F. Cooper @blu_cooper]

@stevebyrnelive Our daughter is Korean, can your mom come teach her the value of a dollar? We’re not have any luck.

[Michelle F. Cooper @blu_cooper]

@libsoftiktok Noted not to hire in the Midwest

[Michelle F. Cooper @blu_cooper]

@libsoftiktok @UCSFHospitals Seek help…

[Michelle F. Cooper @blu_cooper]

@ClayTravis Traitor to the gender.

[Michelle F. Cooper @blu_cooper]

@libsoftiktok @aboutKP Idiot

[USA Baseball @USABaseball]

Ready to roll in our gold medal fits

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

If you’re flying, THANK @TSA They’re working for free because leaders of both the left and right put party over people. The TSA agents are putting us first. It’s nice to know someone is.

[UK Rifle @UKRifle]

National Championship moment!

Congrats, Braden!

#T38 #BBN

[The Real Mike Rowe @mikeroweworks]

If you’re tired of seeing my face in your newsfeed or on the TV, apologies in advance, because it’s about to get a lot worse. By the end of the year, you’re going to be absolutely sick of me, due to America’s ever widening skills gap, and our ongoing attempts to close it with a record number of work ethic scholarships from mikeroweWORKS, and therefor, a record number of invitations to apply.

The situation is serious. Skilled tradespeople are retiring much faster than they’re being replaced. For every 5 that leave the workforce, two come in. The math is not sustainable, and not a week goes by that I don’t hear from some industry leader wondering if I can help with their recruiting challenges. Every trade is in demand like never before. In fact, there’s been so much outreach from so many CEO’s and elected officials, that we’ve doubled the size of our scholarship fund, and extended the application period this year from six weeks to nine months.

Last year, we received 10X the number of applications we normally get, and this year, with the disruption of AI, I suspect the number will be even higher. These are AI-proof, six-figure jobs that don’t require college debt, but instead, training. Thus, I will be cluttering up the media landscape with an onslaught of invitations to apply for scholarships, (like the one attached,) and good-natured appeals to support our efforts with a modest (or immodest) donation.

Toward that end, I’m pleased to announce that the enrollment period is officially open. Funds are now available to help train the next generation of skilled workers. My goal this year is to award $10 million in scholarships, and you’re invited to apply today. Or, if the spirit moves you, to support our efforts with a donation of any size. The donate button is big and red and hard to miss at https://t.co/uolhGspFtN.

If nothing else, please share this, so others can be similarly annoyed with another unsolicited invitation to help us close America's skills gap.

[Michelle F. Cooper @blu_cooper]

@stevebyrnelive We are surrounded by ignorance and stupidity. USA!!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Sports media are going to lose their minds over this photo and visit. Who do you guys think has the craziest reaction? I know Jemele is going to be tough to beat, but I feel like someone is going to emerge from the deep background with an all time Nazi take.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Maybe the single greatest moment in Olympic history.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The US hockey team rolled into E11ven night club in Miami and led the club in singing the national anthem. This is phenomenal:

[Michelle F. Cooper @blu_cooper]

@adamcarolla Fact is the students are learning anything relevant to be successful in life. The system is failing.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: NBA legend Enes Kanter Freedom, a naturalized American citizen, just DESTROYED Eileen Gu, American-born woman who defected to the Chinese Olympic team

“She's a TRAITOR!”

“She chooses to play for a country responsible for the deaths of TENS KF MILLIONS of its own people and literally running a concentration camp while we are talking.”

“She chose to compete against her OWN COUNTRY for the worst human rights abuser on the PLANET.”

SPOT ON, @EnesFreedom!