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[Ed McCray @Real_Ed_McCray]

Just a Halloween reminder:

Jesus knows the difference between witchcraft and your child dressed like spiderman or a princess.

[Iju Taiga, Omo Ekun🐅 @BigBadReni]

God plis deliver me from the spirit of ikanra

Any small thing, my face don change

[Nana Afua💕 @Nana_Afuaaa]

Herh if your parents took you out of this country,bless them every morning o

[lolly @dewgowon]

It be like 4USD = 89CAD

[y/n @hatsunemitski3]

it costs $100 to leave your house in canada

[M-Jay🪅🍉 @Jamesoflife]

Oh Uloma, you’ll forever be famous

[ZUZU ⚖️📈 mcwexler brainrot @zuzusexytiems]

"I can't watch breaking bad, it's too slow 😭" in episode 2 they accidentally klll a guy and melt him in a tub full of acid to dispose the body and the tub falls through the floor bc of the acid so they had to clean up the guy's guts and put them in little buckets. in episode 2

[KAEGO♤ @kaaego]

the mentalist btw, mid show. repetitive as hell, jane is basically aura farming, drinking tea in the office and at people’s homes, and somehow every episode feels like a reunion of actors from every show you’ve ever watched.

[simp4M_ @sheismattie]

As a beans lover I might just serve y’all beans at my wedding.

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

Once you mention blacklist in a discussion about great shows, i just know that you are not an experienced ball knower.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I hate when I drink too much water and I can hear it moving around in my stomach. Makes me feel like a coconut.

[SP @sspencerukk]

Overtaking a bad driver and checking if your age and ethnicity calculations were correct:

[🦋Engr Som Som🦋 @stunner_xoxo]

My boyfriend announced his new role as a Lead engineer on LinkedIn and I almost typed “Congratulations my love”

[T ✨🌷 @EveryTaye]

This how quick I get mad fr

[Sibongile Mafu @sboshmafu]

I Drink Wine is objectively Adele’s best song. Followed closely by When We Were Young and All I Ask. Nothing else from my side.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

“Bae U show with Obasanjo is boring”

If e reach your turn go dey roast former president anyhow you like sogbo. Bringing him to the show alone is iconic and that’s that.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I actually do like people. Individually. Y’all get questionable in bulk.

[Abeke Yíwọnláta @FolaLagos]

I’m even an oversharer. Nothing I don’t tell my friends, I have to remind myself sometimes to keep small gist.

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

addicted to saying “not my circus, not my monkeys” to things that are absolutely both my circus and my monkeys