Smally

100% Woke and proud - Likes The EU, Radio, Birmingham, Scotland, Other Cultures, Good Food. Dislikes - Fascists, Brexitards, Racists, Chavs, Snobs, Tories

[Smally @bluearmy99]

Leave my account alone you fucking wanker musk.

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@andrewlawrence says the worlds most homophobic and racist ‘comedian’

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@bbclaurak weak weak weak, the country is in its worst crisis for 40 years and you just let her off the hook (@bbcnews)

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@Hollywills @schofe you’re now both the story, instead of reporting the story. This isn’t acceptable I’m afraid. #ResignNow https://t.co/fKDk4K75Is

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

Apologies to anyone waiting on their pizza, we've just received an order from Holly and Phil #ThisMorning

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@freesat_tv @LivHinton I won’t be bothering to use this shonky piece of shit any more, 4OD and now ITV hub is the final straw, I’ll be switching to Apple TV and throwing this pile of shite in the bin where it belongs, thanks for nothing Freesat.

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@Borisjohnson another day another holiday for the fat useless fucker Johnson. By the way don’t worry about your legacy, it’s already in place. You’ll be forever known as johnson the pensioner killer and pandemic party organiser.

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@MowerOnTheMound @FringeGuru nice to see you supporting grassroots theatre.

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@RishiSunak are you really sure what being ‘Woke’ means, it means being aware of racism and other forms of prejudice, so what you’re actually saying is that you are happy to let these prejudices grow unchecked. #RacistTories #FascistBritain

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@cns_theatre yes definitely.

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@fast_thick I’d avoid layers, I’ve done the last 9 edfringe festivals and I’m always far too hot. Definitely a light waterproof and very comfortable shoes (well worn in) and a water bottle

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@Borisjohnson are you still there you lazy fat useless fucker, living off the people of the U.K. again. Pack your bags and take you horse faced wife and inbred kids off to whichever mansion you can beg off your posh boy mates.

[Smally @bluearmy99]

I always like to pick a few shows in unusual locations (eg on top of a moving bus or on an allotment), does anyone have any ideas Along these lines for #Edfringe this year please.

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@Borisjohnson if you really wanted to keep the best job in the world, maybe you shouldn’t have been a useless lying c*nt when in the job

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@Borisjohnson you don’t honestly think that your horse faced wife is going to stay with you now you’re a washed up fat arsed loser

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@Borisjohnson ‘Them’s the breaks’, all self inflicted, poor judgement, blatant lies, huge corruption, no integrity and finally you did your best to protect a sexual predator. Everyone said you’d be a disaster and that’s exactly what you were.

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@Borisjohnson fuck off and don’t come back you fat useless wanker

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@Danielmgmoylan oh dear https://t.co/r3ksVw1h8t

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@Trussliz I wouldn’t worry about rushing back to start your leadership challenge, no one wants a boring, dreary, talentless fool like you as prime minister. Mark my words you will fail

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@Borisjohnson https://t.co/OHd2RSRIAo

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

YOU NOW HAVE UNTIL AUGUST TO TURN EVERYTHING INTO RUBBLE

[Smally @bluearmy99]

@Borisjohnson it’s not acceptable for you to stay on as a caretaker, you have destroyed the reputation of our country and should not be allowed to spend a minute longer in power.