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[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

When you don’t see your husband for a month...

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

Alone in a room hooked up to a machine that is literally milking me and wearing an adult diaper. This mom life is weird. #momstuff

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

Holy crap, guys, I have a baby! #momstatus #girlmom #firsttimemom

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

@akomododragon @otterofthesea Hutch mall adventures. 😂

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

The number of times I've accidentally put my underwear on inside out as an adult is shocking.

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

@otterofthesea woooo! Now I just look like a fan of beat boxing. Great. #AlisBachBash

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

The boys in my row at work are discussing all the toilets they've broken in their lifetimes... #wtaf #boysaregross #officetalk #appropriate

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

Oh nothing, just sitting in bed eating banana bread in my underwear after a long morning of snorkeling at Molokini and Turtle Town...

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

It's my honeymoon, bitches!!!!! 🌴🐠🐬🏄💍🌺☀️

[Shannon @akomododragon]

There are people who want to eat the entire box of mac & cheese and there are liars.

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

Pro tip: don't read about healing from vaginal tearing during delivery when you're about to start family planning. 😳 #yikes #dontdoit!!!

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

@VanessaMThomson you're so romantic. 😍

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

@VanessaMThomson ? https://t.co/3P62B0dQkR

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(781): Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

Nerd. 🤓

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

Selling my wedding decor has taught me that the general public is very dumb. No, I will not "add in that item for free." This isn't Payless.

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

I have the best work friends. #justbreathe #positive #positivepositivepositive

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

I just cried over a commercial for pizza. Dammit, estrogen! #hormones

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

So many babies and pregnant women on my news feed! It's giving me the fever something fierce!

[bluebirdsfly22 @bluebirdsfly22]

@jcodylind https://t.co/A2MJ0n1i6P

[Small Town Problems @SmallTwnProbs]

Need a beer pong table? Find some snow. #smalltownsolutions to #smalltownproblems