Glenn

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

@GWRHelp and why do you like to keep the platform a secret from me! If I arrive at Paddington with 2 mins before the train leaves I am perfectly capable of making it to the train in those 2 minutes! Please keep the platform number on the board till it leaves! #frustration

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

Dear @CocaCola and any other drinks manufacturer who thinks I am not of ample enough intelligence to recycle the bottle cap with the bottle.
I will remove the cap and not recycle it every time it is attached! I hope @GretaThunberg can forgive me!

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

@dropbox I would just like you to know that I would rather save my files to a floppy disk and have a hobo look after them than use your service, purely based on your 60 second unskippable ads on #candycrush

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

England to beat Germany in euros final 4-0 #WhatOddsPaddy

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

England to beat Germany in euros final 4-0 #WhatOddsPaddy

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

@FreeNow_UK hi, just used your app to book a cab! Been charged £56 for a 13 minute, 7.6 mile journey! Is this right? Was a bit perturbed when I got in the cab and the meter started at £20 and at the end was at £35 but to be chargered £56! Surely this is a mistake

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

@McDonalds My wife is vegetarian and I am trying to eat less meat so the advent of the McPlant was great! However vegan cheese and vegan Mayo taste like feet! Why is there such disparity in restaurants in swapping out the cheese and sauce?

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

Huel are offering £10 off your next order when spending £40 or more. It's super easy to use, just follow the link below. https://t.co/b9A4bcVJMy #Hueligan #Huel #mealreplacement #coupon #Health #fitness #caloriecontrolleddiet

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

@DVSAgovuk Thankyou!

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

@DVSAgovuk I thank you for your swift response, I think you are saying that if I have a CBT I can apply for a test, which is my situation, I just require module 2. If I am successful in obtaining a module 2 test, can I undertake instruction prior to the test?

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

@jimmycarr loving the Tiny Little Quiz. I am also incredibly impressed by your adventurous collection of Dildos on your desk! Got7/10 today. Keep up the good work! #stayhome

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

I entered the £20 Front Row Lottery to see @KinkyBootsUK with @TodayTixUK! Enter: https://t.co/7RdpzjRRWQ

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

I unlocked £20 Rush tickets to @TheRSC Imperium: I. Conspirator on @TodayTixUK. Tap to unlock: https://t.co/WZZh39KgCj

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

@BSTHydePark no email as yet 😭 will there be a further dishing out of unclaimed tickets from the first round of winners? #ThreeLionsOnAShirt #ItsCominHome #IBelieve #CROENG

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

Do the islanders get to watch the #worldcup? Cos if they don’t, that at this point, is surely an abuse of human rights!!! #loveisland #Itscomminghome #ineedapacemaker #threeloins #EnglandvsColumbia #itv2

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

What odds can I get on Laura having sex with at least 2 boys in #LoveIsland2018 ?? @paddypower

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

@SouthernRailUK if your trains aren’t running put a human on the announcer and tell people why, not an automated voice giving different reasons for delays! #twats

[Glenn @blueelvis03]

Why is it whenever someone gets a text message in a film/tv show there is never any texts before the one they just received. When a wife texts her husband there is no thread! Come on sort it out Hollywood! #Hollywood #filmerrors #screenwriting #Oscars2018 #movies #Sundance2018 #

[Michael Eisner @Michael_Eisner]

Great and tense win Portsmouth! Congratulations! @officialpompey. Enjoyed listening on Pompey Player, internet radio, in Los Angeles #PUP