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shit always gets done! late but done! she/her/hers

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Really! I paid over $500 for outsidelands and y’all having equipment problems!?!? Really!?

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Should I follow Jenna’s path for my fantasy or mine!?!?

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If the #earthquake is an indicator of how this week will go. I’m already not having a good time. #bayarea

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My bisexual is showing today!!!

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@DojaCat fuck yeah! You redeem yourself after putting me to sleep at Coachella!!!

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I love wearing makeup! But taking it off!!! That is a bitch!!!

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I love coming to help my grandma out! All we do is talk chisme!

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@HONEYCHULAA Ew!!!

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It’s way too early to be all up in my feelings!!!

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If it not one thing it’s another!!!

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Drinking beer = peeing all night

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@HONEYCHULAA @moneymarin31 I mean…he got me a vodka cran

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@HONEYCHULAA Never mind not @moneymarin31

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@HONEYCHULAA They’re built different lmaoo, a thin line between freshly imported and chunti

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Chavita got me drunk!!! (Not my dad)

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My new favorite thing is to watch Latinos make sushi on live!!!

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In my needy era!!!

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Not me having the Espresso Skit from SNL stuck in my head!! Who’s Domingo?!

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Not me dying at a Dennys booth!!!

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This is why I’m still single!!!

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The way men are just narcissistic assholes!!! Like how are you mad that I’m being around other dudes when you are doing the same!!! Like bffr!!