Jay McClendon

But I transgress. @auburnu alum.

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

I wish the parenting advice I received would have been helpful like, don’t buy toys because they’ll only play with the toilet and garbage can, instead of sLeEp wHeN tHe bAbY sLeEpS.

[Trey @treydayway]

Shoutout to those of us that stopped growing by 7th grade

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@sublimeidealist @MaraGreengrass Mostly you @sublimeidealist but I blame the dogs

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@GMUPres as a parent of a graduating senior, I can't find words to express my strident opposition to the selection of Glenn Youngkin as this year's commencement speaker. It's insulting, regressive, and antithetical to GMU's climate of diversity, equity, and inclusion.

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@nathaliejacoby1 Yes. Me. Have had two or three known exposures and haven't had covid.

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@cambruleeee

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@BWMcKay To say it's reductive doesn't even come close. To say it's offensive doesn't come close either.

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@SeptimusBrown Like maybe 8?

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@RealisticPoetry

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

I wrote this about a boy who doesn't want to be forgotten and how I haven't forgotten him. Re-tweet me (And him)! Please! @ArtspaceHerndon

[Spilled Ink VA @SpilledInkVA]

Celebrate Poems on Writing with a poem a day in January! Day 14. #writers #WritingCommunity #poet #poetry #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers #writersofinstagram #writerlife #writelife #poetsofinstagram #teach #teacher #teachersofinstagram #JohnLDuttonII #SpilledInkVA #NoVaBookShop

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@SpilledInkVA Thank you!

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@cambruleeee Good morning!

[Nate Corddry @imnatecorddry]

English Major Twitter: If you got to spend an entire semester studying, close-reading, and researching one novel, what novel would you choose?

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@jacasiegel When my dad was a kid, it was a big deal to get jam and orange candy, so I got him that and some other stuff. As a dad, you know, take me for a walk in the woods like we did when you were little. We can look for dinosaurs like we used to. I bet we'll see some. Like we used to.

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@fklein907 Omg Giles. Tell me you're a pedantic ass who has no idea what you're talking about without telling me you're a pedantic ass who has no idea what you're talking about.

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@fklein907 @timothygreen I'm a wreck. This is... damn. This is True.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

they are making a new sidewalk. in our neighborhood. and today. all the workers waved me over. and i got to put my little paw. in the wet cement. they said it would be there forever. and many years from now. someone would wonder. who that good dog was

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@sublimeidealist @Kofie War Eagle.

[Derek Vig @DerekVig]

@vSmith1997 @noooemmma That gap in my resume? That’s where Jesus carried me.

[Jay McClendon @bluejay825]

@sublimeidealist @HollyAnderson I stepped in a hole while coaching U5 soccer and ended up in a boot. I sprained my ankle propping my feet on my trash can at work at my desk job. And ended up in a boot.