🐴🔥 DONG DONG QIANG 💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐴🔥 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE FIRE HORSE 🐴🔥 and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS 😋👩👀 It’s time to gallop into your AHGONG👴👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵’s hearts with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊 and your most shameless sweet-talk in PERFECT Mandarin 😌✨ Because this year we’re doing SPEED, CONFIDENCE, and “mǎ dào chéng gōng” energy, baby 🐴💨💥 Keep your nails fresh 💅, your smile dangerous 😈, and your pockets ready to lasso the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🧧💰🉐 Like, clip-clop straight to the red packet table and act innocent while you loot politely 😇🐴 Get your ssssecret 💕 love notes ready for your 大哥’s spicy 红包 aura 😩🔥 (respectfully) and don’t forget to flirt-charm your relatives 👴🧓👵👱♂🧑 with peak “I miss you sooo much” acting 🎭🥺 Snack like a menace on BAKKWA 🥓✨ and summon BIG HORSE HONGBAO BLESSINGS 🐴👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your MOST FEROCIOUS STABLE-RAIDING HOTMESS FRIENDS 🙊💰 and manifest a WILD LION DANCE 🐲💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ replies, your bakkwa will taste like disappointment 😭😭 If you get 4⃣-7⃣, your 年年有🐴 becomes 年年有🧧🧧🧧 and your aunties start calling you “very capable” 😩✨ If you get 8⃣+ back, you’ll be neighing HUAT AH all year ♨♨🈵🈵‼
Illustrated by Ace Attorney Investigations Collection character designer Tatsuro Iwamoto, witness Miles Edgeworth in a special Valentine's Day themed outfit that just might saddle you with unnecessary feelings.
I don't social media enough but I letting y'all know I got invited to participate! It's going to be a BLAST so any lovers of Splatoon come check it out!
I don't have the bandwidth to really get into it in detail but basically Chinese culture re: queer ppl is really different from the west in that you can be the most visibly queer person ever and avg person doesn't care as long as you don't say it overtly
extremely amusing to watch the orientalist perspective of "china is an evil far off land full of demons and communism" shift into the equally orientalist perspective of "china is a wondrous and kind far off land full of angels and communism" in real time
What makes you happiest?
It must be money that you can choose how to spend. But wait, exciting experiences can be some of the most important memories of a lifetime. Hmm, but what about a present, there could be anything in that box!
The Frosty Fest starts today at 4pm PT!
As it gets colder, we here at SRL hope this message finds you in good health!
We received a fun card from the SRL Illustration department, so we'll share it here.
Happy Holidays!