TheBluelandsGazette

National and local news from London's third smallest borough

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Jazz ‘not music’, reveals study https://t.co/zryXLAC6D2

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@MrMichaelSpicer @sergestott I got so sick of them not bothering to reply to me begging to write for them that I started my own satirical online magazine. Please follow The Bluelands Gazette @bluelands . I could do with more followers. I may even start writing more stories.

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@KermodeMovie I've lost count of the number of times over the years men in the street have aimed insults at me. They usually wait until you've passed though, and shout it at your retreating form. So brave of them.

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@AndyRileyish Girl. Utter shite.

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The Mash Report, a comedy program critical of the government has been axed by the state broadcaster, reportedly for political reasons, and at the behest of a director general appointed by the government. Finally, a stone cold example of what 'cancel culture' looks like.

[ANON AGENCY @anon_agency]

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[Harjinder Singh Kukreja @SinghLions]

Everyone should know the international sign for Help me. Let’s make this famous #HelpMe

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@womensart1 I'm sitting here with tears in my eyes at the little dress.

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@liamdbergin @gralefrit @MarinaHyde But you haven't lost. You've won extra time to spend on yourself and your loved ones.

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@MartinSLewis Surely everything is biased to someone, somewhere? For every opinion there's a counter-opinion, and it's impossible for an interviewee to say something without giving their own opinion.

[Stuart Edwards @StuartEdwards]

I live less than five minutes from where Sarah Everard went missing. Everyone is on high alert. Aside from giving as much space as possible on quieter streets and keeping face visible, is there anything else men can reasonably do to reduce the anxiety/spook factor?

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@jasper30347285 @manlikemart @Peston @itvnews @BorisJohnson @RishiSunak @MattHancock @Jeremy_Hunt We already have.

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@robdelaney Happy Mondays.

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@immarkosullivan Almost as annoying as correcting presumably to presumable. How is that a more commonly used word?

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Huge spoiler revealed re The Little Mermaid. Don't need to watch it now. #MeghanandHarryonOprah

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@RevRichardColes It's an eyesore and probably a health hazard. It needs to be restored it to its former glory.

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@immarkosullivan >>error code 404<< NOT FOUND // MESSAGE FAILED// please contact [email protected] >>

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@Keir_Starmer Surely restructuring the NHS to make it run more efficiently and cost effectively would be a better way to acknowledge the staff's extraordinary contribution than chucking chucking a few extra quid at them?

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@immarkosullivan Who did the theme song for the TV series?

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@RevRichardColes @petepaphides Darren Darren.