miche

Love, peace, and chicken grease🌲 she/her

[miche @bluemingflower]

@Mythical heck of an experience!! (I’ll stand by Kwik Trip is the best gas station by the way).

[miche @bluemingflower]

@Mythical oncoming traffic lane around the stopped cars, and directed towards us. My friend grabbed me just in time to pull me out of the way. We saw an article the next day about how how two pedestrians almost got ran over. I know people have their gas station preferences, but that was a

[miche @bluemingflower]

Dodged the toothpaste Oreo at work today, phew.

[miche @bluemingflower]

I text my beer reps socially now, is this what it feels like when you’ve made it?

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

[miche @bluemingflower]

@moodymooglen Oh my god my friend lent me their chapstick tonight and I immediately thought about this!

[miche @bluemingflower]

If I tell anyone in a NE neighborhood bar that I work at MOA they immediately think I’m a pleb and I fucking HATE it.

[miche @bluemingflower]

“Cut corners and you’ll go in circles.”

[miche @bluemingflower]

Other than building it, tell me one good thing about a gingerbread house.

[miche @bluemingflower]

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if I’ve slept I could probably pay for therapy for my bipolar disorder.

[miche @bluemingflower]

BRB moving into Prodigal Pub off eat street

[miche @bluemingflower]

@dannoethe Searched The Fold and realized why I’m out of the loop…

[miche @bluemingflower]

@oppositeofrural Hey there’s a chair on your table

[miche @bluemingflower]

@dannoethe Letters to the President is now on repeat in my head. Thanks for sponsoring today’s rabbit hole lol.

[miche @bluemingflower]

The hero none of us knew we needed

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I invented a rolling tray.

[miche @bluemingflower]

I dId YoGa OnCe. NO. Not the same. Get your ass to the same class I’m taking and we’ll walk out together dead but high as fuck on life.

[miche @bluemingflower]

Bringing a thermometer to my hot yoga class friday because everyone thinks I’m sOoOo cute for saying a 90 minute hot Bikram class was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. ALRIGHT YOU COME WITH ME THEN. I’d like to watch you all melt away and leave the room after 60 minutes.

[miche @bluemingflower]

Pay your bowls and clean your bills.

[miche @bluemingflower]

@travfan69 +1 point if you play it multiple times on the dive bar next door’s jukebox