@Bubblebathgirl Then don’t pay to see him or watch his shows. Quit being sick a pearl-clutching whiner. It’s America. We can say all the stupid shit we want.
Jameis Winston has reached the point where somebody can invent a motivational speech about FIFTY-THREE crab legs and everybody pauses for a second like… yeah, he might have said that. 😭
One crab leg = mere mortal.
53 crab legs = unstoppable force.
The funniest part is not even the joke. It is how perfectly it combines his old crab-leg history with an NFL 53-man roster.
Jameis has become impossible to parody. 💀