Bandit

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[Bandit @bluemoonpls]

She’s afraid of going over to his place and getting abducted.

He’s afraid of waking up and finding out she stole the Rolex out of his watch box.

An NYC love story…

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If she wanted to she would

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: After two people climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and unfurled a banner on top of its spire Wednesday afternoon, one of the climbers appeared to propose to the other. https://t.co/ngG3jOeTBU

[Bandit @bluemoonpls]

@andrewnsalerno @CarSighting You probably blow trans and I don’t mean transmission

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@CarSighting EVO II, CLK63, W204 C63, W211 E63… literally everything up to 2016

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@FilteredZero Need this

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@wildfreakouts Black as hell

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My grandpa used to wear a Bridgewater hat and tell people he had a billion dollars on his head

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Immigrant grandmas are more effective for dating than Hinge

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@bigbj153 Great car, that’s a post face lift so 2012-2015?

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@watchesofespion Duality

[tk @tkisrage]

NYC glaze is corny because if ur a real nigga every city you’re in is the best city in the world

[Bandit @bluemoonpls]

Feel like I’m in a waiting lobby

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Post apocalyptic show and the fat character has been fat for three seasons but in the show they’re rationing

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I’ve hit three birds while driving today. The birds are Kamikaze’ing my vehicle

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@kipsbayguy Wise words

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@tigertowntrash Steak is too buttery

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I don't want her body, I want her mind, yeah
My Lambo will transform, Optimus Prime, yeah

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@Colin_d_m Troy is hella ghetto. Used to be a booming town

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@Polymarket Fake news

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@nackattack47 Mfs like him were in geometry