sadie sartini garner

transistor, lightning resistor // writer, pitchfork music critic, dirtbag academic, trans woman, thfc supporter for my sins, all that, come on

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

Perfect song https://t.co/tETCJxqQOs

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

@madelyndwsn You know, as idiotic as this is, I've listened to it SO little that I...often forget it exists?

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

Ironic because, to quote my mom, I look like three nights in Breaux Bridge

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

A tourist in the garden at Walt Disney Concert Hall just told me I look “so L.A.,” not sure yet how to feel abt that

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

@nihilfrustra See but I know that’s an insult coming from you

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

I quit twitter after the influx of transphobes & as a result lost what was a modest following. Nevertheless I would like more ppl who liked my shit then to know I’m back. If you might spare an RT, you will be rewarded with middling semi-academic posts from me. And maybe cute pics

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

It is wildly beside the point considering how funny Deki looks here but every time I see this gif all I can think about is how sick the spurple kits look this year

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

@grantsharpies I occasionally get premiere requests for a website I stopped working for in 2017

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

lonious monk

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

Oh no the looksmaxxer Hexum has been brutally hexummogged by 311 singer and guitarist Nick Hexum

[Pulcy @Pulcys]

Looksmaxxer Hexum shows his 1 year transformation after getting a palate expander 😳

Before Vs Now

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

It’s not Source Tags but hearing them do “A Perfect Teenhood” in the desert will be fun

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

The issue with Source Tags & Codes is that it was awarded a 10, which in turn fucked all future TOD records, which then in turn made the 10 look silly. Had it been properly rated at like 9.3, we'd still be talking about it, because it's a great fucking record

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

Huh.

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

I think a lot of you need to become close friends with at least one publicist

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

@BrendanMenapace @chrisdeville Brendan that’s a terrible thing to say to someone in mourning

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

@KidNate Thanks for the tip. I don’t know about Ned, I’ll have to ask my mom if she knows him when I’m back home in Lafayette, Louisiana, next week as I watch her make the same etouffee she’s been making for me for the last 42 years, cher.

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

IDK that we can really credit a methodology that deems San Miguel County, Colorado, more southern than Lafayette Parish, Louisiana; such a methodology clearly invalidates itself by its results. It's not everything but surely geography plays /some/ kind of role

[AES–Hinojosa Democrat @Wellstonecratt]

Since it's trending again, a "What is the South" map based on four metrics by anon

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

@StephanieRiesco 🥰🥰😘

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

Now i feel like glazing Sam. Sometimes you meet ppl on this site and you're like "god they're insufferable but they're my colleague and I am a collegial person." When I met Sam irl, and esp since I moved down the street from him, I realized I was making a new best friend. King!!

[sam goldner @szgoldner]

sadie is one of my all-time favorite people and we're lucky to have her back now everybody follow her so she doesn't leave again 🗣️

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

@KidNate Babes I grew up in Lafayette Parish, I promise you I am extremely well acquainted with my own culture

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

All of the woke 3.0 jokes are cute but the next properly progressive evolution would be if everyone would just name names when they think a record sucks. Vagueposting and soft-pedaling are boring and uninteresting. Don't be a cunt but stop letting people enjoy things imo.

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

@my_roaring_20s It occurs to me now that the lyrics are…kinda…sophomoric, but Tweedy’s delivery elevates the whole thing

[sadie sartini garner @bluenaugahyde]

https://t.co/j0EIuxpNrZ perfect song