Dining at Long John Silver’s used to be a special fucking occasion. You didn’t walk inside the restaurant so much as you boarded that motherfucker. Then they enriched your experience even further by giving you a pirate hat even if you were 50 years old. There was no downside.
PSA: WARNING!
SCAM ALERT!
Be on the lookout for these two women.
They are hanging out around Port Charlotte, FL Walmart parking lot.
When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald's.
They are very convincing and very hot!
Once in your car... this one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you, while she keeps you busy, the other one takes your wallet.
I've had mine taken on June 20th, 24th, the 26th.. twice yesterday and probably 2 more times tomorrow. 😳
You've been warned.
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“Hey, boss, I’ve got an idea for a new piece of playground equipment.”
“Let’s hear it.”
“Kids grab a chain and hold on for dear life while spinning at a high rate of speed.”
“I like it, but it doesn’t sound dangerous enough.”
“Don’t worry, we’ll also lay down some concrete.”