Michael Keller

[Michael Keller @bluflame_ignite]

@sebastianrichey I been waiting for this moment since you were 13.

[Michael Keller @bluflame_ignite]

@totallysamh Omg my kid talks about undertale all day long. You gotta talk with him about it next time we see you.

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Honest question. Who looks at 2020 and says, “I want to vote for four more years of whatever this is”

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

POV: You're supposed to be learning polyrhythm mnemonics, but your music teacher is going through a messy divorce

[David Crowder @crowdermusic]

Who is excited about the first day of Fall 🤚
#1stDayOfFall

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Ranking the best Halloween candy:

1. Reese’s
2. Snickers
3. Sour patch kids
4. Twix
5. Milky Way
6. Kit Kat
7. Skittles
8. Starburst
9. Butterfinger
10. Babe Ruth
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56. Licorice
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99. Tide Pods
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176. Candy corn

[Michael Keller @bluflame_ignite]

@awesomeslomo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN’T STAND IT I KNOW YA PLANNED IT

[Michael Keller @bluflame_ignite]

You shut your damn mouth.

[Michael Keller @bluflame_ignite]

Hey! I'm hiring again, this time for a Tier 2 IT position. Apply here or forward it if you know someone! https://t.co/SaZX3ZIXCb

[Michael Keller @bluflame_ignite]

@MarilynLeader No, he’s an 11. Huge. Goes to 11. We’re gonna do big things at 11, and that’s the thing about 11’s...

[Michael Keller @bluflame_ignite]

It's that time again! I'm hiring an additional IT Support Technician. Come apply if you want to work for me :) https://t.co/9oNCgSF0FP

[Phil Collins @PhilCollinsFeed]

If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.

[inknose @inknose]

ppl are hung up on who rey's dad is & meanwhile chewie is right there. driving her to jedi practice. keeping the engine running. dropping her off to meet the new boyfriend he doesn't exactly approve of, but just tells her to get home safe. her search for a father figure is OVER

[Michael Keller @bluflame_ignite]

@TheChurchIT While I liked your “initialism” comment, this one’s concise and therefore better. It’ll preach.

[Michael Keller @bluflame_ignite]

Hey @DialogueChurch people, I did a thing: @SignsForestPark . Also instagram signsfoundatforestpark.

[Michael Keller @bluflame_ignite]

@rjschaefer

[Michael Keller @bluflame_ignite]

@rjschaefer I found this gem while cleaning and now it's stick in my head

[Tales From Church IT @TheChurchIT]

What are clouds made of?