Quick reminder that America isn't actually 250 years old. It was born on March 30, 2003 when legendary American patriots, Limp Bizkit, performed "Rollin'" for The Undertaker's entrance at WrestleMania XIX.
Kurt Angle winning an Olympic Gold Medal with a broken neck is the most patriotic thing you will watch on this 4th Of July 🇺🇸
“I love you mom, i did that one for you”
The Fourth of July was invented in 1993 to commemorate Lex Luger body slamming Yokozuna on the deck of the USS Intrepid.
It’s called Independence Day because the brave patriot Luger got the WWF out from under the yoke of the evil Japanese world champion.
Max Kepler just misses a home run.
The announcer Brian: “That would have been a HR 80 games ago.”
Max Kepler was suspended 80 games for taking steroids.