folks

[Alex Daugherty @alextdaugherty]

Amazing deleted tweet from the mayor of Miami

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Sorry kids, I quit my job today, moneys going to be tight for a little bit and we probably won't be doing "Christmas" this year, but check out this sick text exchange between me and my boss, this shits about to do crazy numbers on twitter

[folks @bluntswdad]

@SpankWrassle @dankgdl @soft_btw the socialist sopranos memes lady that got roasted a few weeks ago for being a loser

[Vexxy D. Flexxy @FuckYaDeadGuys]

I Downloaded the Wrong Halloween , Mike ass geeked

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

oh my god?? https://t.co/K2vte8RM6L

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Hell yeah. What were they shouting about last time lol

[folks @bluntswdad]

@mmk_blahblah “excuse me your gay sign’s in the way” hahahahahaha

[folks @bluntswdad]

@LizMair you are an insane person

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

I started doing accents for my students when they’re good but now they’re demanding spicy and illegal ones like “African accent” and “Chinese accent” and I have to cut it off

[kimmy🍹 @KimmyBuffett]

hi. as someone with heavy food sensory issues MILF pussy is one of the only things i can eat so it's actually really ableist of you to keep those shorts on instead of letting me at that kitty right now thanks

[Crying Man @BronzeHammer]

crypto is illegal and elon mucks gf broke up with him....everyone check in on the most annoying guy you've ever met in your life today🖤

[Walter Sobchak moment at bar trivia @cottonkrown]

as someone who actually lives in a rural working class town with 1,300 people, i can tell you the reason most people don’t want to live here: it fucking sucks!!!!