JUMA

Script writer

Film enthusiast

[JUMA @blurkey_]

Take a pause {SELAH}
Life can get a Little bit overwhelming sometimes but if you keep on running with the pace of what am I going to do tomorrow or what's next then a lot of times you never get to experience life. Sometimes take pauses and catch up with life.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

A coworker brings two lunches to work every day.

I thought his wife was spoiling him.

Turns out the second one isn’t for him. It’s for a guy in the neighboring department who’s on unpaid internship, living alone and barely able to afford food.

My coworker found out about it by chance and started bringing an extra lunch every day. It’s been six months now.

The intern thinks the cafeteria is running a promotion—two meals for the price of one.

But there’s no promotion.

Just a person who cooks an extra portion every evening for someone who barely has enough to get by.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

My enemies have paid people money to poison the well. I did not marry Irene. I am not married and I do not know any of those men being paraded online pretending to be me. I will still be going to Bamburi Fisheries on Friday.

[JUMA @blurkey_]

Song of the day😌

[ICC Nairobi @icc_nairobi]

Easter is almost here and so is Trial of hearts! 💫
Are you ready?! 🎬

Showing at ICC Nairobi on:
•⁠ ⁠Wednesday, 16th April at 7pm
•⁠ ⁠ Thursday, 17th April at 7pm
•⁠ ⁠Friday, 18th April at 3pm & 7pm
•⁠ ⁠ Saturday, 19th April at 3pm & 7pm
•⁠ ⁠ Sunday, 20th April at 4pm & 7pm

📌🗓️ Save the dates and mark your calendars.
Entry is absolutely FREE !

ALL are welcome. See you there! 🎊😎

#TrialofHearts
#EasterIsComing
#EasterMusical2025

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

You cannot immediately unlove what you loved unless you never loved it anyway.

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

In Kenya if you work for a tech company then you get a new senior manager who is joing from a Kenyan BANK, just know that you are about to have 100 new problems.

Bankers are the worst people in a tech setting.

[JUMA @blurkey_]

@KenyaPower_Care Could you reinstall power in Utawala Githunguri side because we have not had power since yesterday

[JUMA @blurkey_]

@KenyaPower_Care Did you guys decide we are supposed to stay without power for 2 nights

[JUMA @blurkey_]

This is me everyday...

[St Laurent @Murithire]

Buana maisha yangu ya siku hizi imekuwa watching others win and wishing it was me, kulala whole day(kupunguza kuteseka) na kuregret kusoma. Not being pessimistic but nimeloose hope na hii maisha kabisa. I don't deserve this kind of pain.

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

I know we’re angry, and life is really tough as well, but the way some of you speak to complete strangers is so weird to me. Like unprovoked ushaita mtu malaya. Heh. Zero home training wau.

[Dr. Nyarsakwa @Nyarsakwa_]

Can you guys help me understand what goes into the pricing of these locally made products. Mambo ya ‘you’re not the target market’ is y’all just throwing tantrums.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Today I learned men hate nose rings on women even more vocally than they hate tattoos

[Fact @Fact]

The iPhone is the second highest selling product of all time, behind the Rubik's Cube.

[Tank @iamtank_]

Just remember. When God calls you to do something, he's already taken into consideration your retardation.

[Oguda 🍉 @rigyoguda]

CBD kugongwa na gari ni very easy juu ya kuchungulia ass.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

If nothing your parents are alive, love and cherish them.

[Tyrese Gibson @Tyrese]

God can.

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN’T SEE THIS POST.
I SAID God will provide for you!