Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉

I just lift weights and yell about the class struggle a lot.

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

@cateblanchts Can yall stop filming people? It’s fuckin creepy

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

@RepJimmyPanetta Hey, so that’s not what he said. Also stop using me and other Jews to justify genocide. Hope this helps.

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

@RepJeffries Is this your first adult size hat?

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

@llkeoll1 Her too please

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

WELP. Fuck you too Rupert

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Rupert Grint will reprise his role as Ron Weasley on Broadway’s ‘HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD’ this winter.

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

@rhaencintluv Fuck the way they posed with that sword has left me with nothing straight to say.

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

GIRL

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

i’ve never watched this movie and with dolly parton’s passing, i need to know if this is a must watch..

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

@resentfulincel The only person I can possibly think of is Meryl Streep. Even then it’s a stretch. Cher is also a possibility. She’s also pretty quiet about her charity work.

But there really isn’t anyone with that special thing that Dolly had.

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

@SenJackyRosen Bitch fuck you.

Signed,
A Jew

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Actor Tim Curry has died at 80, TMZ reports https://t.co/jJg1yCMweI

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

@sylaxoo JULIE ANDREWS AND JANE FONDA YOU STAY YOUR ASSES INDOORS AND HYDRATE

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

@spidercenta I knew he wasn’t good, but I don’t know the level of absolute scumbag he is. Holy shit

[mar🔻🇵🇸 @spidercenta]

the concept of respecting kit harington

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

@RicFlairNatrBoy Is there ever a moment where you don’t make something about yourself?

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

I need to know whose dyslexic ass was responsible for this

[nicholas flamel @toky0_martian]

“I TOLD YOU THE INITIALS WERE D.T. NOT D.P. IDIOT”

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

@CoryBooker You’re a feckless hack, and you’re a liar. That AIPAC money must be really good.

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

Apparently we just need to have a big ass neon arrow at all times because the wrong 80 year olds keep getting taken and I’m SICK OF IT

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

a big fuck you to 2026.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

There’s a very annoying type of southern white gay who gets popular online every few years for this faggy conservative act while doing an egregious blaccent (Landon Romano, Southern Momma etc)

And y’all idiots fall for it every time

[Sam שִׁמְעוֹנָה 🍉 @blustein_sam]

Hey so all of these people are pieces of shit.