Gorimakpa 💀💀

[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

My American colleagues laughed when I brought jollof rice to the office potluck.

I was the only Nigerian in a team of 25 in California. Someone whispered

“Is that spicy ketchup rice?”
I smiled and kept quiet, but inside I was embarrassed.

By lunchtime the entire tray was gone.
People kept coming back for seconds, asking for the recipe, and one girl said
“This is better than my grandma’s jambalaya!”

My boss even joked that we should make it a monthly thing.

That day taught me something powerful… what feels too different or too much in our culture is often what people love most about us.

Stop shrinking your flavor to fit in.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

It is called the Fentanyl Fold. These strong drugs heavily affect the Central Nervous System. It basically unplugs the communication between the brain and the muscles, which means the person is unconscious and sleeping while standing.

The reason they fold instead of just falling flat is that a tiny, primitive part of their brain (and their inner ear) is fighting for its life to keep them balanced so they don't hit the ground.

If you're reading this, stay away from drugs!

[Buchi Laba @Buchi_Laba]

LAYCON 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯!!

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Secrets to a happy life :

1.Wear what you can afford
2. Live where you can afford
3. Eat what you can afford
4. Have friends you can be yourself around.
5. Mind your business
6. Participate in good religious activities.
7. Pray to God always.

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

If u go do good..do good foreal! Do it to get nothing back. 😇 nobody gats knw🌹❤️🦅

[𝓔𝔁𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓫𝓾𝓻 @deniyi__ishola3]

Whobimostor 😂😂😂 this guy dey always pami

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

A female rapper who can actually spit bars, known as ‘KiDD,’ she goes crazy!. 🎤 🔥

[Gilmore🇳🇬 🇬🇧 @Gilmoorre]

The unc that just got back from abroad😂

[Nigerian Barz Association @NigerianBarz]

I am POE (this one is for the OG lifelines). 🔥

[Nigerian Barz Association @NigerianBarz]

M.I joins Ladipoe on his Rooftop Bars session for ALL FALL DOWN.

This is one for the record, take a bow.

[BISHOP⚔️ @Opeoluwa]

Where all my sporty ticket dey?

[D I K E H @iamdikeh]

“To Kill A Monkey” 🙉😮‍💨

[Teminator @duchesskk]

no be wetin oboz do be this?

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Get this guy off my screen mehn.

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

I don mute TV, I’m tired. I don’t know if this guy thinks we’re children.

[Mr Kay🇬🇧 @RealMrKay]

I can’t wrap my head around what’s happening in Lagos, you treat your fellow countrymen like a stranger, yet you relocate abroad and seek citizenship.

You report racism to the police, yet you’re tribalist towards your countrymen, does this make sense?

[MEDIA BLOG @mediaablogg]

Mohbad still in our minds 🥹

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Bro to bro:

- Never let the pressure from fans make you sign the wrong player.
- When signing a player, ensure they pass medical tests, some are injury prone.
- Never go for a Real Madrid player with an Ipswich Town budget.
- Never sign a player who has played for Saudi clubs.
- If you get a good player while you are in the lower league, don't release them when you become a top club.
- Some players were not brought up well at the
academy. Therefore, no matter how hard you coach them, they may never become top players.
- If a player starts behaving like Trent Alexander Anold, just know Real Madrid made an offer long time ago.
- Always sign players who are in their prime. You are not an MLS club.
- Lastly, no player is bigger than the club, no matter how talented they are. Wishing you a happy and successful scouting.👍🏾

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

Omah Lay performing “You” in Belgium.
Pure Eargasm!🥹💜