noon

i rt a lot

[ひ @yungnstackin]

Gordon Ramsay must know how to fight, the way he be talkin to niggas.

[V @J504024496039]

I wish I was this cool at 12 she’s living my fantasy for real

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

a flat stomach is the best accessory you can have. It IS the outfit.

[Habibiz @manlikesaiya]

At home on a Friday evening. Might be ready for marriage 🙂‍↕️

[dan @Dansplainer]

ok calm down weirdo

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

any time I feel a random pain I increase my water intake LMFAOOO

[jynx @jynxbby]

i love a short king, like 6'2

[Faa,ee 🌸 @Faeemaah]

why are conclusions necessary in essays? were you not following??

[⛧ @Rainwontmiss]

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

[REAL LIFE DOLL 🎀 @shaniaamoss]

instagram tell the whole wrld when u like or repost smthing got me floating all over that mf ‘& shit

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

A seven figure salary

[ravn @mfnravn]

how tf y'all start a christmas song w "you better watch out" watch fucking what

[☆the last manbender☆💋 @AvatarKimmie]

it’s like spotify wrapped stops counting after June

[5✮GIRL aka MISS THANG @leaabiaaa]

@sihoorain lmaoo when ppl give courtesy apologies like saying sorry for literally nothing, I like to tell them “it’s okay just don’t let it happen again”😭

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Indian accounts logging back into X with VPN enabled:

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

my uber driver accepted another ride while I’m still in the car

[A @lvshax]

as a previous C section baby just realised i didn’t even get to pick my own birthday and i basically got evicted

[UncSants @SantsRNTL]

Any Indians wana buy my account? 3million Rupees and it’s yours

[Dave @tufdave]

My dad walked my sister down the aisle to marry her third husband. He looked at her and said “I keep giving you away and they keep giving you back”😭