Have I told you guys about the time in college that I showed up to my first class without my cane so everyone assumed my glasses were just for a hang over so I had to pretend how to see for a whole semester.
“Story Time- I woke up in an alley with a rat chewing on my foot and three homeless people debating the price at which they could sell me to the cops for. Not clickbait.”
Natasha always takes these long showers after watching the John Wick movies.
I don't know what she's doing in there, but it gives me lots of time to jerk off to John Wick.