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Why do mens start podcast instead of going to therapy?
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The same reason females start an onlyfans instead of getting a job
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I hope Steven Hawking was an organ donor.
Because I need some new parts for my go-kart.

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My favorite Kahoot name is, "The Jew".
Because when I'm on a streak it says, "The Jew is on fire."

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You know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but, the second hour is free.

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living with ur parents so u dont suffer financially.
but u still suffer mentally🤭😹
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if you’re gay, transgender, queer etc and ur family doesn’t accept u, from now on i will be ur family.
Because i won’t be accepting u either.
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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ. 😅 #sorrynotsorry #DarkJokes #darkhumor

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People say that Steve Jobs died too soon. But I think it was a fitting metaphor for his company’s attitude to battery life. #DarkJokes #darkhumor

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My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support. #DarkJokes #darkhumor

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why can’t orphans play baseball?
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they don’t know where home is.
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Why are gau people bad at poker?
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They can’t keep a straight face
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Make sense

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Why don't Muslims eat pigs?
For the same reason Christians don't eat humans.

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#darkmemes #DarkJokes

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we’re so proud ☭ ☭ ☭ ☭ ☭ ☭
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my favourite colour #DarkJokes #darkmemes #darkcomedy

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What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?
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Cracker with cheese.
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