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[brooklynn sauvé @blynnnn_]

@grace0neill17 @pittman0609 some fireball, pineapple rum, peach schnapps. I have some regrets

[Trey Sutton @NoCoolKnickname]

Bruh real talk, to everybody that had suicidal thoughts in 2017, I’m really happy you’re still here man. I love you.

[brooklynn sauvé @blynnnn_]

My New Years kiss this year was the toilet... sorry @pittman0609

[Neil Scully @neilscully]

As we go into 2018 and people inevitably join the gym, don't take a picture & post about them struggling to use the machines or laugh at how they obviously aren't gym fit. Put the phone down and mind your own fucking business. Or see if they want a buddy. Just don't be a dick.

[Dustin Griffie @dustingriffie]

I gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success.

[💕 @LaVraieLolaa]

“offset cheated with a woman who looked way better than cardi. i can’t blame him” KEEP THAT SAME ENERGY WHEN YOUR GIRL CHEAT ON YOU WITH A NIGGA WITH SOME MONEY, BROKEY 🗣

[🕉️👽☀️☯️ @jollyransh]

-Pee after sex.
-Dont lurk on your ex’s socials.
-It’s ok to put yourself before others sometimes.
-Family can be toxic and it’s ok to cut them off if that’s what’s best for you.
-Try not to view yourself badly just bc other people view you badly.
-Give yourself some credit.

[Lil Pump @lilpump]

STAY IN SCHOOL DONT DO DRUGS ESSKEETIT

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

all I want in life is to be intimidating but alas I am 5 feet tall and I look like woodland creatures do my cleaning for me

[gone dad. @AndrewClarod]

*Fez’s voice* you son of a bitch

[DAJIA DAVIS ✨ @dajiaxdavis]

SIS TRYNA MAKE A SINGING VIDEO AND LOOK AT MY MOMMA🤦🏽‍♂️

[Netflix Canada @Netflix_CA]

If you start watching Bridesmaids at exactly 10:57:36 on New Year's Eve, you can scream "I'm ready to party" along with Kristen Wiig at exactly midnight, starting your new year right before you notice a colonial woman churning butter.

[Shmadds @PineappleyMadds]

My mom suggested to my dad that they get an artificial tree this year, and he wasn’t too thrilled 😂😂😂

[brooklynn sauvé @blynnnn_]

Happy birthday @SamNichols23 !! 😊

[brady @zipoffs]

it's not an easy job but somebody's gotta do it