I don’t think the kids know who Marilyn Manson is, so I just told a group of high school kids that Mr. Beast removed one of his ribs so he could suck his own dong. Hopefully that spreads like wildfire.
I think @CoreyOConnorPA and the @nfl should team up to hand out Bluetooth ear pieces downtown so ppl coming to the draft can’t tell that all the crackheads are talking to themselves.
I must express my hatred for @gain’s radio commercial where a guy can’t identify who smells good on a bus.
A. How would he know a stranger is a “retired mailman”?
B. Someone is his “soulmate” based on their smell. Jesus Christ, “smell mate” was right there.
C. The bus stinks.
The worst part about Elon being involved with Trump’s cabinet is that you know when him and Vivek came up with that dumbass DOGE acronym, those dorks high fived and jumped around the room probably tapping their tiny wieners together.
The most telling sign that the two sides are very different is that the Dems lost, and instead of an insurrection, the worst thing they’ll do is have the SNL cold open be Maya Rudolph singing a shitty version of We Are the World.
I am strongly considering going to the upcoming Imagine Dragons show in Pittsburgh solely because I desperately want to know who the fuck listens to Imagine Dragons.
Guys, bad news is, I mixed up my holidays. Good news is though, he didn’t see his shadow when I pulled Abraham Lincoln out of his hole today. Spring shall be sprung.
The people who get mad that little kids of color are inspired by characters looking like them when they normally don’t are the same people who buy an authentic NFL jersey of the most average white wide receivers ever.
This woman couldn’t possibly be more dumb. After calling for civilians to shoot down the balloon, she posts a song that’s about idiots trying to start a war over simple balloons.
Now there are 3.
“99 red balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
The 99 red balloons go by..”
https://t.co/MY1sWuck7p