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Boston

DFS 10k/100k - Sportsbetting

[Husk @huskirl]

Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen

[§BabyJesus§ @bmandozzi]

@DKSports 243

[Brett Appley @BrettAppley]

This is a sad story all around. My dad won a “charity” league run by Miller and he essentially ghosted everyone. (Annoying but winnings were minimal given it was supposed to be for charity). The league eventually found the Reddit threads with all the scam accusations.

Last week I heard there were journalists who caught wind of this and were reaching out to Miller’s league members. Then Miller started sending mass “I was hacked send me your Venmo” messages.

Then literally a day later he drives into oncoming traffic and loses his arm..It’s just been bizarre to follow given his platform and obviously on a human level I hope he recovers.

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Shohei Ohtani's catcher splits are wild.

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

SOMEONE BUILT WORDLE BUT FOR MINI GOLF AND IT IS QUIETLY BECOMING MY FAVORITE MORNING RITUAL

it's called https://t.co/uNM5Of4MOd.

you open the tab and there is one mini golf hole. that's the whole game. one new hole every midnight pacific. same hole for everyone in the world. your first finish counts.

you click the ball, drag back like a slingshot, let go. the further you pull, the harder you hit.

today's hole is called "Up and around." it's an S-shaped tropical island floating in dark teal water, with cross-barriers and one little wooden ramp that i ricocheted off three times in a row. par 6.

at the top of the screen, a live ticker scrolls past in real time:

> someone holed 6/6 · par

> someone holed 5/6 · birdie

> someone holed 11/6 · +5

real strangers are putting on the same hole as you. you can see the ghost rings of where their balls travelled, in cyan and purple and pink.

when you finish, you get a wordle-style share card. emoji result. takes one tap to drop into a group chat.

PC Gamer just wrote a whole love letter to it. the writer admits they scored a 20 on a par 12. they were thrilled.

the developer goes by https://t.co/0LJJsQnIeY. the 3D models are from Kenney, a guy who has been releasing free CC0 game assets for over a decade.

no signup. no account. no tracking. your streak lives in your browser. if you clear your cookies, the streak dies with them.

the about page says it in one sentence: "Same hole for everyone, new one at midnight Pacific, and your first finish is your score. That's the whole game."

we are 35 days into the project and the calendar archive lets you play every single previous hole.

i don't know why this is so satisfying. i just know i was supposed to be writing this post and i kept reopening the tab.

the internet is healing.

[§BabyJesus§ @bmandozzi]

WORK ALL DAY THEN I WAKE UP 💔

[Utah A&M @Utah_AM]

Legitimately one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[DP World Tour @DPWorldTour]

DAN BROWN HOLES OUT FOR EAGLE 🦅

#PGAChamp

[JoezMcfly🇩🇴 @JoezMcfLy]

Oh man lol hosmer says story got drilled cuz of this

[ばろてん @baroten4453]

どういうこと？と思ったら
相手チームにサイン盗みの前科があって
今回サイン違いのスイーパー投げたらこんなボールでも振ってきたもんだから大谷がこんな表情してるって形か

[§BabyJesus§ @bmandozzi]

@Mike_kim714 Love the green!

[§BabyJesus§ @bmandozzi]

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist Good luck at RBC rooting for you

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

500k followers giveaway pt 1!

My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies

Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower

Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job

[Dre'Mont Jones @TheOfficial_80]

Damn coach that some tough ass standards lol but shoutout to all us 3rd-8th round Buckeyes that made far in the league though. I’m proud of us lol✊🏽

[Pete Pappas @PGAPappas]

🌺 PGAPappas The Masters Giveaway 3 🌺

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✅ Repost
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#ReleaseTheGnome https://t.co/Y2M0Kw8iB5

[Underdog Drafts @UnderdogDrafts]

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[§BabyJesus§ @bmandozzi]

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