§BabyJesus§

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[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

SOMEONE BUILT WORDLE BUT FOR MINI GOLF AND IT IS QUIETLY BECOMING MY FAVORITE MORNING RITUAL

it's called https://t.co/uNM5Of4MOd.

you open the tab and there is one mini golf hole. that's the whole game. one new hole every midnight pacific. same hole for everyone in the world. your first finish counts.

you click the ball, drag back like a slingshot, let go. the further you pull, the harder you hit.

today's hole is called "Up and around." it's an S-shaped tropical island floating in dark teal water, with cross-barriers and one little wooden ramp that i ricocheted off three times in a row. par 6.

at the top of the screen, a live ticker scrolls past in real time:

> someone holed 6/6 · par

> someone holed 5/6 · birdie

> someone holed 11/6 · +5

real strangers are putting on the same hole as you. you can see the ghost rings of where their balls travelled, in cyan and purple and pink.

when you finish, you get a wordle-style share card. emoji result. takes one tap to drop into a group chat.

PC Gamer just wrote a whole love letter to it. the writer admits they scored a 20 on a par 12. they were thrilled.

the developer goes by https://t.co/0LJJsQnIeY. the 3D models are from Kenney, a guy who has been releasing free CC0 game assets for over a decade.

no signup. no account. no tracking. your streak lives in your browser. if you clear your cookies, the streak dies with them.

the about page says it in one sentence: "Same hole for everyone, new one at midnight Pacific, and your first finish is your score. That's the whole game."

we are 35 days into the project and the calendar archive lets you play every single previous hole.

i don't know why this is so satisfying. i just know i was supposed to be writing this post and i kept reopening the tab.

the internet is healing.

[§BabyJesus§ @bmandozzi]

WORK ALL DAY THEN I WAKE UP 💔

[Utah A&M @Utah_AM]

Legitimately one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[DP World Tour @DPWorldTour]

DAN BROWN HOLES OUT FOR EAGLE 🦅

#PGAChamp

[JoezMcfly🇩🇴 @JoezMcfLy]

Oh man lol hosmer says story got drilled cuz of this

[ばろてん @baroten4453]

どういうこと？と思ったら
相手チームにサイン盗みの前科があって
今回サイン違いのスイーパー投げたらこんなボールでも振ってきたもんだから大谷がこんな表情してるって形か

[§BabyJesus§ @bmandozzi]

@Mike_kim714 Love the green!

[§BabyJesus§ @bmandozzi]

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist Good luck at RBC rooting for you

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

500k followers giveaway pt 1!

My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies

Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower

Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job

[Dre'Mont Jones @TheOfficial_80]

Damn coach that some tough ass standards lol but shoutout to all us 3rd-8th round Buckeyes that made far in the league though. I’m proud of us lol✊🏽

[Pete Pappas @PGAPappas]

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[Underdog Drafts @UnderdogDrafts]

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[§BabyJesus§ @bmandozzi]

@Pick6 @DraftKings C3

[§BabyJesus§ @bmandozzi]

@DraftKings ⚾️

[§BabyJesus§ @bmandozzi]

Just saw my first ever Top Ramen commercial we are all cooked its going to get so much worse before it gets better

[doomer @uncledoomer]

waking up my new born baby every 30 minutes to blast it with my LED ring light to film a tiktok about how hard it is to have a baby

[§BabyJesus§ @bmandozzi]

Ill make minced meat out of that beat mouse