Me to myself earlier today- “ok you probably shouldn’t get that drunk tonight, you do have to work tomorrow”
All my friends- “ok so we’re blacking out tonight”
Me- “YES I’ve literally been looking forward to this all day”
Marriage is your husband asking you on a surprise date and then you getting an email from Fandango that he bought movie tickets and having to pretend you don’t know what you’re doing
i’m a server and on checks i always write “thank you” with a smiley on the top. well tonight i was serving a group of boys & i dropped the check off, turned to walk away & overheard the one who paid & he was like:
“dude. look. she put a smiley face. she freakin wants me.”
LMAOO
i fricken loveeeeee sundresses. Like, gotta use the bathroom? Just pull it up. Gotta have sex? Just pull it up. Gotta look cute but don’t have any clean laundry? Sundress. Laid back event? Sundress. Dressed up event? Sundress. Sundress. Sundress.
does anyone else have those moments where they just fall in love with being alive? like it's ur day off & the sun is shining. listening to ur favourite song feels different. u cook the right amount of pasta n ur just like yes. this is it. i'm happy. lil moments count