Bill McCandless

Multi-time Emmy & Webby loser. I can't go because I don't want to. Ask me about the time Uma Thurman stole my dessert.

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

One day, you'll look back longingly at the "low cost" of the cable bundle.

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

@TheAthleticFC Metlife not low enough

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

@Uzonna7 Tuco’s origin story is great.

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

Shooters shoot.

No?

[ESPN @espn]

Cavaliers guard James Harden was arrested early Saturday morning in Houston and has been charged with a misdemeanor unlawful carrying of a weapon. https://t.co/luDnCs1rBv

[@jason @Jason]

Maybe you could focus on getting rid of the massive corruption that occurred under your watch instead of criticizing our greatest Americans?

Also, E is among the largest tax payers in the history of California and America (and will obviously be the largest going forward).

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

@EdMarkey Elon= created AT LEAST 150k jobs

Ed= 50 years on a salary paid by tax payers and 0 jobs created.

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

I had the wrong part of the 2004 Roberts steal in mind, I see that now.

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

This is “Dave Roberts stealing 2nd in 2004” levels.

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

@Buccigross “And the Whalers are involved “ (sad trombone)

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

This is “Dave Roberts stealing 2nd in 2004” levels.

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

My god
It’s going to happen

[The Baltimore Sun @baltimoresun]

In a May 8, 2022, post on X, Wes Moore wrote, “When I was an Army captain and led soldiers into combat in Afghanistan, we lived by a simple principle: Leave no one behind.”

After a yearlong investigation, Spotlight on Maryland found no documentary evidence that Moore led soldiers into combat, but it is representative of how Moore, now governor of Maryland, often speaks about his time in Afghanistan, using language that could lead one to reasonably believe he was a leader of front-line paratroopers in the 82nd Airborne Division and that he experienced direct-fire combat.

It’s a claim Spotlight on Maryland has asked Moore and his superior officer, then Lt. Col. Mike Fenzel, to provide evidence of, but a request they have denied. Read more: https://t.co/BxUCm0RBfv

📸: Baltimore Sun staff

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

Well this whole Giannis thing is gonna get real interesting now.

“Sam Presti on line 1!”

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

@mikefreemanNFL Name a multi time champ who quit on his team in a bigger spot? See, you can’t. Ipso facto Rich Paul is right. Hi!

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

Tell me more about….1910

[The Global Warmer🔥🌏 🔥 @TheGlobalWarmer]

🌡️📈This is going to go down as one of the most exceptional spring seasons in the meteorological history of the United States.

We probably won’t catch the absurd torch-fest of 2012, but with warmth this widespread and persistent, 2026 looks poised to blow past 2025 and 1910 for second place.

It almost feels as though spring has been completely framemogged by summer. Just an astonishing national-scale heat signal.

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

#MakeNewFilms

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Insane story from NYC:

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

Entertainment media mad upset that a network made a fiscal decision with a bias to profit.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

CBS Defends Byron Allen Time Buy, Discloses Financials On 'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert's Annual Loss & 'Comics Unleashed's Profit https://t.co/ZgZlAoXv0X

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

The lottery is the cause of the tanking.
Remove the lottery, the tanking ends.

It is not hard.

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

NBA revamps draft lottery to address tanking. https://t.co/ah9dhpqnyZ

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"We've gone from investigative journalism to debunking the Easter Bunny…Pablo, take a deep breath…Is Pablo's next venture proving Penn & Teller didn't really saw a woman in half?" – Colin Cowherd on Pablo Torre "exposing" Oz the Mentalist

[Bill McCandless @bmccandless]

Gotta have that almond milk in your coffee

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

Insane stat of the day: California almonds use roughly 3–5.5 million acre-feet of water per year, depending on methodology.

That's ~4-7x more water than all data centers in North America used combined in 2025.