ben mclaughlin

amateur social psychologist

[Jackie Mundry @j_mundry]

NEW: @MEStatePolice says there was a shooting at 10:30 this morning injuring two people, one of them seriously injured.

One person has been detained by police and they believe there is another person involved who police and K-9 units are searching for now #NEWSCENTERmaine

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

@BanterBandit Dreading this call

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

@DustinBouchard @andrew_bullard9 Cook it with a little seasoning. Maybe there’s an onion in there? I’ve done it

[Portland (ME) Police @PolicePortland]

Purrfect end to this kitty caper: no more missing Lynx! This morning Officer Brian Rollins returned the taxidermy animal to the Sagamore Hill Lounge after officers tracked down the suspect and asked him to return the lynx right meow.

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

when the client sends their draft financials

[Sugarloaf Mountain @SugarloafMaine]

Opening day for Brackett Basin! #theloaf #loaflife

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

I also love Geno’s Rock Club.

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

I love that I’m old enough 10 o’clock has consensually become the time that it’s time to go home.

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

Do people really buy the 🍌 at 7/11

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

I swear Massachusetts is only comprised of people who live in Boston and people who live just outside of Boston past that other town I don’t know.

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

What are they called?

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

Two sea dogs biscuits are a lot. We know this now.

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

I mean it’s 10 minutes to dusk and a group of 4 teenage girls come speeding through the quiet appt complex, windows down, shouting, blasting their Miley Spears. This is a family neighborhood! Enough is enough!

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

You don’t realize you’re old until you hear yourself saying “yup looks like the teenagers are out tonight”

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

@BanterBandit You know you’re old when you had it typed out and then fell asleep

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

You don’t realize you’re old until you hear yourself saying “yup looks like the teenagers are out tonight”

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Of course Covid would say that.

[tate @50FirstTates]

me: *nervously approaching printer* h-hey there little guy.. kinda in a rush to print something

my printer: *territorial printer noises*

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

@kyliemwelch https://t.co/ODR16c45Q9

[ben mclaughlin @bmclaughliin]

It’s time for flip phones to come back