Brandon Mentzer

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Congratulations Argentina in your World Cup Victory.

Not that anybody asked, but…

The chemical symbol for Silver, the most electrically conductive element on the Periodic Table, is “Ag,” from the Latin “Argentum,” after which Argentina is named.

[Brandon Mentzer @bmentzer19]

@jdharm You deep dicked him! 😄

[alexandra j. roberts @lexlanham]

CDC like “nibble a little tide pod if you want, you deserve a treat”

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

You can’t be pro-police and pro-insurrection.

[Stevenson Waltien @waltien]

It’s the weekend, baby! Should I meet my friends indoors for some Covid or outdoors for some heatstroke??

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

NEW: Fox News is now saying that gas prices are falling too fast, with a host saying that this decline is “historically faster than usual” which is causing “independently-owned mom-and-pop gas stations” to “struggle.”

[Michael J. Stern @MichaelJStern1]

So many of the "pro-lifers" who are celebrating the abortion decision are the ones who were willing to sacrifice grandma last year so they could have dinner at The Olive Garden in the middle of a raging pandemic.

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

People have such funny hometown grocery store pride. They’ll be like “you’ve never heard of Buster Johnson’s???” and I’ll google and see there are only 3 and all in Pittsburg suburbs. Like damn guess I missed it

[John Levenstein @johnlevenstein]

If changing the time were popular we’d do it at noon with a big clock and a celebration, not like thieves in the night.

[R. Eric Thomas @oureric]

They say you have to set your clocks back on Sunday but I’m going to do my own research.

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

The world has administered 6 billion doses of COVID vaccines to 3.4 Billion people

For people waiting for more data before getting the shot

The data is in

We've vaccinated nearly half of all humanity

The vaccines are safe

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Folks walking around refusing to get vaxxed because of ‘side effects’ and fear of needles, but spent 6 hours in a tattoo parlor letting some dude named Meat draw on their neck.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Right now, in the USA, 99% of people being hospitalized & dying from COVID-19 are those who chose not to be vaccinated.

This confirms that whoever’s been advising you to decline the Vaccine, does not value your health or longevity.

A form of biological “unnatural” selection.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

We’re just sayin’. To abolish mask -wearing laws in some States while the rest of the Nation keeps theirs is like designating a peeing section of the swimming pool.

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

Philipp Kurashev did his best Mario Lemieux impersonation on this highlight reel goal. 👀💯

#Blackhawks | #LetsGoPens

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Santa doesn’t know Zoology:

Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas.

So Santa’s reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Santa Knows Physics: Of all colors, Red light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.