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Potato/Potatoe. I say offensive things, you'll get over it.

[Basted Potato @bmleach827]

Happy birthday America 🇺🇸

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

real 😭

[Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness]

The magic of being able to know about electricity and all is like “oh, I can bypass that dude”

And then they all “is that gonna catch on fire?”

First of all no. Second of all mind your business

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@AlexandriaVAGov Fuck off

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@dom_lucre Oof that's a rough 60

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@compliantvc @ICEgov deport

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@highbrow_nobrow

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@ulalaunch @AmazonLeo Does it return to launch sight or land at sea?

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

If a woman gives birth at the Supreme Court, is her baby entitled to automatic status as a justice?

[Andrew Branca Show @TheBrancaShow]

This distinction between political jurisdiction (national allegiance) and administrative jurisdiction (subject to and protected by our laws) was all briefed to the majority endlessly by SG John Sauer and many amici.

The majority did not conflate political and administrative jurisdiction by accident.

They did so with actual malice to our great nation.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Charlie Kirk left a tweet for everything

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@FemConserv @nicksortor @epaleezeldin Mayor of Paris couldn't handle Memphis weather in December

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

For the record, @SaraGonzalesTX:

1. Knows I’m crazy.

2. Threw gas on the fire.

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@Rainmaker1973 Mango has a seed in the middle. AI slop

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@Headshok1962 Impeachment and reconsideration. The loud noises one.

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@AmiriKing That's herpes

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@NaviGoBoom @ATFDirectorRC That's an abomination, I'll take 2

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Fahrenheit is based on human experience:
0° is fucking cold. 100° is fucking hot.

Celsius is based on at sea level water:
Water freezes at 0° and boils at 100°

A. Celsius is flawed because water freezes and boils at different temperatures depending on altitude.

B. When I ask what the temperature is, I’m asking for myself. I don’t give a fuck how water feels about the weather.