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[Dante Turo @DanteOnDeck]

@AchongAidan That's incredible hahaha, he's electric 🔥

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

*talking to sharks at shark tank* it’s called Kratom. It’s not pills, it’s dirt. And you can buy it at the vape store. Take three that’s an adderall. Take 15 *pause for dramatic effect* that’s a perky brothers and sisters

Mark Cuban: what does it taste like ?

Me: Dog Ashes

[Lying About Having Synesthesia @necrobranson]

a lot of people say they hate landlords but are paying one of those mfers every month. Nails emoji. How do i do the nails emoji. Nails

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

How do you type this out and not feel the weight of unbearable shame crushing your organs

[Luol Deng Xiaoping @JungAristotle]

redditors are also to blame for the proliferation of calling aesthetically pleasing images "porn" (food porn, nature porn etc.) and I have always found that turn of phrase quite repulsive

[ʇsodɯoɔ @compoast]

Im being stalked by a completely decentralized mosaic of individual actors

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

“Don’t yuck my yum” is a disgusting phrase, in both content and phonetics. Wielding vowels like a police baton

[Kristof @CoastalFuturist]

Being unkind to anything, a rock, an ant, a person, an ai model, corrodes your soul

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

I’m a Nurse ✨💖🫶💪

What’s your Superpower?

[sin-ack @traits_reality]

so to answer the question of "how did a gummy bear company release the most space-efficient battery":
they cut corners. a lot of corners. quite literally

[Zac Valles @zacharyvalles]

As servings per container approaches infinity, everything is zero calorie

Consider obesity in America solved.

[sphere @pinkosand]

genius gf made another sacred object

[umru @umru_]

ok here’s some more you filthy animals

[Ayoki @ah_yo_ki]

"Now add some illegible Japanese text scattered around the image"

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

Neuroplasticity is not enough. I require neuroliquidity, possibly neurogaseousness. Brain like a phantom, filling the problem's shape

[brendon @bmnss]

@seiyaposting @aavenb

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

wild

[DJ SMOKEY @nukepapi]

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