𝕏 ssoɹʇnq sәʌʎ

Atypical. Anti-Social. Proud Misfit. Throttle Junkie.

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

“It’s Alexander Sorloth time” - Alexander Sorloth on a 2v1 with Erling Haaland open

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Still can’t believe this decision from Sorloth

[Wiktor🐝🇵🇱 @WiktorSZN]

Haaland: “Let’s start a counter attack!”

Sorloth:

[De Primera @DePrimeraa]

*El zoom se inventá en 1902*

Los camarógrafos en 2010:

[Adedoyin🧡 @orangetechwoman]

pausing ep2 when it starts downloading a little bit faster than ep1. i don't like cheating. first-come, first-served

[Chiddy 🇳🇬 @chiddyafc]

Sorloth RW is a disgrace to the beautiful game

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Meet Sørloth, the man who knocked Norway out of the World Cup.

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

This dude’s career is just one gimmick after another

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

I will never understand why every patient takes almost an hour with the doctor, but when I go in, I’m out in less than five minutes.

[le tolard @el_libro01]

0 tatouage
0 drama
0 but
0 pass d
1 tête carré

Juste un pure joueur de merde

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

zlatan absolutely fried madueke 😭😭😭

[Billie @Billie_T]

Madueke opening 20 minutes the worst right wing performance in America since Trump lost to Biden

[AG @ProdigyFCi]

Imagine watching Messi bend your favorite player over for 15 years so you become a professional footballer to get revenge only for Messi to bend you over too 😭

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Madueke must have Tuchel’s nudes, how is he a starter.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🫡

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

Lmaoo just found out Lamine Yamal’s dad is 34. Nigga had Lamine at 15 😂😂

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

In a game full of ego, Olise chose to stand by the people who stand by him ❤️

About a month ago, Olise deleted all his photos on Instagram. People thought he was putting pressure on Bayern Munich’s management after the media started talking about Real Madrid’s interest. But the story turned out to be something else entirely.

Olise has a private photographer named Florence Pernet who attends all his matches with him and takes special photos that are different from what the other journalists shoot. He always posts only her photos on his Instagram. The thing is, during the World Cup, the U.S. authorities refused her entry.

As a result, Olise decided to delete everything. In support of her, he chose not to post anything on his account except the photos she takes from the TV screen. If you open his account now, you’ll see that all the photos look like they were taken from a screen — not live shots.

She’s sitting at home, respected and well taken care of, watching him on the television and photographing the screen. And the player, in turn, completely ignores all the high-quality 4K photos and fancy professional shots that are taken for him — he only posts hers.

Honestly, after this whole situation, my respect and admiration for Olise has grown even more. Bless his parents for raising such a decent, grounded guy who never forgets anyone who works with him and always has their back ❤️

[Michael (A_minute) @aminuteTips]

Still remains the most coldest chat🥶

[Ashley Serakalala @ashseraka]

Maybe we must let Mbule drink in peace , its okay bafethu. 😭🙏⚽️❤️

[Sandile @sandile_gqoboka]

Grant has strong bond with most of our players. Jayden, what a beautiful soul.