Brad Southard

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[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand…

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

What do girls do who haven't any mothers to help them through their troubles?

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

Facebook should have “So What” button!

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

Hey there Facebook is using me.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

Smile, even if it’s a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

@SalVulcano My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

Attitude is like pregnancy, no matter how long you hide it, it will come out.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

@MarkHamill Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

There’s always a person that you hated for no reason.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

@MarkHamill I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

@BAT_Brigade I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

@SkyNews I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?

[Brad Southard @bmsouthard]

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.