gyatt fierri

~Monday Hater~Lasagna Lover~

[gyatt fierri @bmulvz]

Jesus watching his favorite team suffer

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: "If you expressed “negative sentiment” toward insurance companies on social media following the murder of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO last month, the government was watching," per Ken Klippenstein.

“Following the shooting, the New York State Intelligence Center (NYSIC-CTC) identified a large amount of negative sentiment towards healthcare executives and health insurance companies on social media,” a bulletin produced by a regional intelligence group on December 12 said, per Ken.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

I need an abusive Chinese wife

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Reloading the poop in my ass like a revolutionary war musket

[gyatt fierri @bmulvz]

This is all I fucking want dude

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

In Italy, one of the hobbies for older men is “Umarell”.

Retired men who enjoy watching construction sites while giving unsolicited advice

[gyatt fierri @bmulvz]

Is that your passport and one airpod

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

On paper this is greatest day of my life

[gyatt fierri @bmulvz]

The plane is too hot and I think I’m going to have a panic attack

[dylan saba @shaabiranks]

"I felt like, like, like a Nazi ... it looked exactly like we were actually the Nazis and they were the Jews."

[Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1]

My wife has kindly asked me to stop referring to the neutered male pets in our house as “my council of eunuchs”

[mel @memegodmel]

I got atheist shooters they gon always blasphemy

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

This is how Luigi's are made.

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

with the way they used illegal surveillance to find luigi mangione, transporting him like he’s bane, charging him with terrorism, i think you gotta drop whatever baggage is keeping you from engaging this with the level of gravitas it deserves bc it implicates the entire us empire

[maya 🪭 @maya_twt]

They wanna give Luigi Mangione the death penalty. Thats the only reason they making him face federal charges. They literally wanna kill him for daring to threaten capitalism and corporate greed. They don’t even do this to school shooters.

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

the guy on the left is being treated like Bane for killing one evil piece of shit social parasite, & the guy on the right got a standing ovation for genocide by the same people who support it. we truly do live in hell

[Zito @_Zeets]

Beautiful image of the police’s true function

[gyatt fierri @bmulvz]

A corrupt mayor and an overfunded/overarmed police force, displaying unnecessary force on a guy that actually did what all of us are thinking. Somehow they are making him even cooler

[gyatt fierri @bmulvz]

The grinch was right to do what he did

[gyatt fierri @bmulvz]

Every time I walk past the Pizza Hut at target I fight demons