Brady Woodall

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[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

Kinda sad that I haven't really enjoyed a Rangers play by play announcer since 2010

[sell the Texas Rangers @TCinDALLAS]

Elite play by play call

Dave Raymond would spare this up so bad

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

It's imprtotant to remember anytime @stavvybaby says he's in Greece. He literally means grease. Like unless he's on camera, his body is suspended in a giant vat of grease. His natural habitat

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@Seth_3773 Good thing Cole only throws 91 mph, right Seth? 😂😂

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@NewbergReport In the Rangers last 4 loses. They've scored 1, 1, 2, 2
In those four games they've had x# of walks and hits: 9, 11, 11 and 11

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@JaredSandler Nimmo, Burger and Lanfgord. It's going to be a good day

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

Yo, didn't you marry your brother?

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

The most disturbing part of his unhinged comments is how comfortable he is in telling the world how stupid he and his followers are. But I guess it’s expected from a man who regularly and publicly fantasized about sleeping with his own daughter and is clearly implicated in the worst pedophile coverup case.

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@ComicDaveSmith You know we dropped 2 atomic bombs on Japan right? That must explain all the Japanese terrorism America faces 😂😂😂

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@H1TWOM4N The key difference being one is the prophet of a religion. Leaving aside the fact that your statement about Henry thr Vlll is patently false

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@TepidP True but they also describe prospects 4 and 5 as having #2 starter upside and Josh Owen's as having a plus fastball and potentially double plus slider. It's not as bleak as people act

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@mattharris The whole thing with him waiting a year for surgery makes it a lot more palatable for me. He's 24 now. He probably gets a few innings towards the tail end of '27 but he'll legit be 26 before throwing another pitch in double A

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@bneiluj And France has been famously killing it ever since 😂

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@ryangrim So Hitler can die but Stalin has to live? What a strange moral philosophy

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@wil_da_beast630 And frankly anything that existed before the universe. Outside of time and space, would be God by any definition of the word

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@wil_da_beast630 Here's the problem. The natural selection argument is using NATURE. It inherently can't operate outside of nature. A being that proportedly made the entire universe isn't subject to that same requirement. He, by definition, would be outside of nature

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@ToIkienverse Let me answer that by asking you this. Why do boats float and yet rocks sink?

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@ProspectTimes They're quite low on Scarborough cause he's going to be around top 100 for multiple publications come spring. And I know we don't have 8 top 100 players 😂

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

The perfect tweet does exist

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Exactly, Islam isn’t compatible with pedophilia, genocide, or racism.

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@jluhnow Of all the big hits that series the trashcans took the biggest ones

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

@BridgetPhetasy He also has a rant, from like 15 years ago, about how ridiculous it was for Beyonce and Mariah Carrey to perform for Gaddafi's kids

[Brady Woodall @bmw122893]

All I see is people saying D, but y'all are sleeping on G. Fajitas and chicken fried steak. Lord, have mercy

[Amy Eileen Hamm @preta_6]

This is an impossible choice 😭