brandon smick

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

Trump is so tough! look at how he handled that mean mean reporter lady with her mean questions #trumpchicken @realDonaldTrump @megynkelly

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

@MikeMiss975 if eagles lose this weekend I'm joining the New Jersey Jets band waggon! #Jerseyjets

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

@SenWhitehouse great speech, and so relevant in today's political climate, Welch would be proud

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

I think Will Smiths kids got their talent from their real father Jazzy Jeff

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

U don't know self control till yur at Olive Garden and have to say "when" to the waitress putting cheese on yur meal

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

#SharkWeek U have violated my trust! #megalodon is fake!

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

Just learned #megalodon is FAKE! I trusted u Discovery!!

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

@MMaxwell33 @samk4326 they way they are playing I would smash that shit too

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

Why arnt there more fat ppl in NASCAR, you would think that they would want to win at least one race in their life

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

Kimmy Gibbler is the reason I hate feet #FullHouse

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

@MMaxwell33 no worries my man, bnasty is back!!

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

Life would be so much easier if I was a wizard

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

If I had a time machine I couldn't travel back before they had two ply toilet paper #comfy cheeks

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

In the club every fart is silent but deadly

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

If I had a duck I would name it Duck Van Dyke

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

Had a dream that I was a ghostbuster, and I got to hang out with Peter, Ray, and Egon, best dream i ever had!

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

Can't help but to feel that church would be so much better if there were fireworks

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

@maddow I think the real issue at hand is why we have these violent outbursts in the first place, we need to get to the root of the cause

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

If I was famous I would only date regular ppl, that way I would always be the most famous person in the relationship

[brandon smick @bnasty1313]

Taking a poop after u shower is like washing a truck before u go mudding, u just wasted time