brooke: i’ve never seen a strawberry flower. isn’t that crazy?
jill: yeah, it is crazy, because we have a strawberry plant right here on the porch.
brooke: what??
jill: it’s nature!
brooke: no, where??
jill: aLl ArOuNd YoU!!
jill: brooke, do you want me to turn off this light?
brooke: no
[jill stares at brooke in silence]
jill: i was really hoping you would say yes.
brooke: why do you care? you’re about to go shower.
jill: i don’t want to talk about it.
[jill leaves]
[jill rearranging plants on the patio to to cover them from the cold]
brooke: it doesn’t matter where they go.
jill: when the temp drops below 32°, MURDER! that’s plant murder, brooke!