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my tweets are my own views ✨

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How I feel clocking out of my shift after doing zero work and scrolling for 4h on a Friday

[Loris @0xLoris]

'hey let's hop on a call'

hey hop off a building

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"don't u get bored alone?"

Me laughing at my own stickers that i be sending ppl:

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[angele @yaoiangele]

i use random men as therapists cus theyll listen to anything if they wanna fuck u

[Shayy🧃 @shayy_lior]

I'm not into soccer but this guy is so hilarious.. i can't stand it 😂

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[Nem @Nemzsi]

a man with a j name is not the love of your life kill him

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.

[Phia League 🥀 @kirillatronn]

please accept him in his toothlessness and the fact that he likes to play naked and that he’s a silly goofy guy and tell him he’s athletic and let him play with his friend noah kahan sometimes please @NHLFlames

[Milo⁷ 🍉 @kiwismyymedicin]

No more zoose uppies, pb&j content, zuccy calling out the line up, zuccy trivia, strict sewer ball leader, Kirill smiling, WE LOST TOO MUCH

[dakota @im2hai]

thrifting is made for girls cos we’re great at seeing potential in washed up ran through shit

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm planning to wash the dishes, but someone ruins it by telling me to wash them

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

When I'm arguing with my friend and we Google it only to find out I'm wrong

[𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮 💜 @ilyaspinkytoe]

the other day my irl was like “oh hey did you know one of the guys from heated rivalry is in the new season of criminal minds!” and i was like bro you don’t wanna know the things i know about the guys from heated rivalry

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[froggy (fka kels) 🏒 isto4u @skipbint]

that’s bars ngl