Guy Le Douche

If Pokémon were real they would have been used in the Iraq war

[Guy Le Douche @davidgardner02]

All that glitters ain't fishscale

[Nick @iCuhRupt]

@barstoolsports That snipe had to feel like all Habs fans got speared in the stomach. I mean slashed.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?!

RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

This is fucking bullshit.

[Slavinisourgoat @slavinisourgoat]

yup tkachuk goes after jankowski who’s never fought but has to run to a ref when deslauriers goes after him

[TrippTracy @TrippTracy]

Do you accept this proposition Senator @ryanwhitney6 you Legend🚨

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Celebrating our last home game of the regular season with some giveaways!

RT for your chance to add a bobblehead to your collection.

[Guy Le Douche @davidgardner02]

@spittinchiclets Stars have one of the quietest barns I’ve been in. They needed the win but hopefully their fans start showing up.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

MIKKO PUCK GIVEAWAY 🚨

Retweet for your chance to win this signed Mikko Rantanen puck, just because!

[Gar 🦍 @BigGarilla_]

I take 9 Benadryl and let the hat man place sports bets for me

[Puds @havingalaugh]

if i caught my son listening to this i would stop loving him

[wint @dril]

i think if dogs could talk they would have the most racist opinions in the world, stuff that just blows normal human racism out of the water

[🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 @Baewxlff]

me @ 7am:

[Granite Mtn. @gran1te_mtn]

If Trump would’ve put me in on Jan 6 we’d have overturned the election. No doubt in my mind.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Completely bungling a murder suicide by killing myself first

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Telling the guy talking me off the ledge that he’s a dickrider

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

cryin