murder, she boat

unfit chinchilla guardian (she/her)

[murder, she boat @boate_]

@FarrisGoldstein @danidonovan i turn mine into magnets! then i can move them around

[murder, she boat @boate_]

@roastmalone_ all the greeting cards they’ll need for the coming year. i pitched it to my (adult) brother who regularly forgets to buy cards for various occasions, and he loved the idea so that’s what i’m doing!

[murder, she boat @boate_]

@tendyjawn it’s been quite a ride, scandoval broke on my birthday and my present was that i no longer have to hide my intense love for this show 😂

[murder, she boat @boate_]

@tendyjawn VPR is the greatest show bravo has ever produced, no contest

[murder, she boat @boate_]

i’ve spent the last hour on reddit complimenting people as if they were glorious pieces of vintage furniture and i wish this could be a full time job

[murder, she boat @boate_]

I just earned the 'Fields of Gold (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Zbf0UkpjNp

[murder, she boat @boate_]

I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 9)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/aw5FFY4sw1

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Getting an ADHD diagnosis and medication is like someone took a list of ADHD symptoms and built a very specific obstacle course.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[dave wagner @Dbwagner104]

my cat has no responsibilities, but all day he walks around the house from room to room with this utter sense of purpose, as if he has an endless to-do list of tasks no one asked for. just this weird small furry dude going about his little cat errands.

[murder, she boat @boate_]

philadelphia, pa!

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

We just reached 700k🎉 As a huge thank you to this community, I’m giving away signed copies of both of my books.

TO ENTER:
1. Retweet this
2. Comment where you’re from

Winner chosen and announced tomorrow. Open internationally.
GOOD LUCK.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

We just reached 700k🎉 As a huge thank you to this community, I’m giving away signed copies of both of my books.

TO ENTER:
1. Retweet this
2. Comment where you’re from

Winner chosen and announced tomorrow. Open internationally.
GOOD LUCK.

[murder, she boat @boate_]

my cat prefers to drink out of my cups over his multiple water bowls, so i now keep a mug of water next to my bed specifically to trick his naughty ass into staying hydrated.

[kCam @kate_cam]

Good morning to everyone except for the people who started Jack hammering out front at 7am

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

If I was a marriage counselor, I would make the couple each use ANY dating app for 3 minutes.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

"I'll go when the cat gets up"

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Asking me to estimate how long something will take is like asking me how many gumballs are in the jar, but I can’t see the jar.

[Structured Success @StructuredSucc]

Mental Health Professional: "How would you describe your relationship with time?"

ADHD'ers: