Marley Jo

As the philosopher Jagger once said, you can't always get what you want.

[Annamarie ❤️‍🔥 #1 speak now stan @annamar13nicole]

and if you see me throwing back vodka lemonades this weekend, just know it's for my close friend taylor swift's wedding and not for the 4th of july

[WT - Mase Enthusiast @WildcatsTongue]

One week from today, I will be picking 8-seed Kentucky to win the National Championship

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Bumper sticker of the week. 👇🏻

[Andrew Cooper @CoopAFiasco]

Don't you just hate when your QB breaks his leg then plays through that and tears his Achilles then the backup goes in but hurts his knee too and your third QB isn't available either because he blasted his eye socket with a giant rubber band?

Don't you just hate that?

[Marley Jo @bob_marleyjo]

Wow. Admit your own patients then
- an empty-headed Hospitalist

[Joel M. Topf, MD FACP @kidney_boy]

Didn’t match in Cards?
Did Crit Care freeze you out?
Is that hospitalist job looking little too intellectually bankrupt?

Don’t get mad, become a nephron!

We have a spot in the July 2026 class that would fulfill dreams you didn’t;t know you had!

DMs are open

(Please RT)

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Brian Schatz: "This is not about money. There is enough money to bail out Argentina with $20b. There is enough money to purchase a brand new aircraft for $173m for Noem. There is enough money to renovate the WH ballroom. What there isn't enough money for under this Republican government is you."

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

Last time we checked the Democrats controlled the House, Senate, and White House.

If there is a government shutdown it's because of Democrats.

[RB @rbisrb]

Sign of the Times...

[S ☁️☔ @cruelrush]

Me dancing to How Did it End? because it sounds exactly like Opalite

[BigBarrelGeorge @PapawWashington]

🥹

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

this is exactly how i plan to listen to #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl tonight btw

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

5 years of folklore

[Wilma M. Holla ✨ ♒️ @LetAnthonyRock]

this also lets you know how quick they could provide housing for the homeless if they wanted to.

[Dr. Dominic Ng @DrDominicNg]

Microsoft claims their new AI framework diagnoses 4x better than doctors.

I'm a medical doctor and I actually read the paper. Here's my perspective on why this is both impressive AND misleading ... 🧵

[Marley Jo @bob_marleyjo]

This this this!

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

People who live in small towns are scared of cities, and people who live in cities are scared of small towns. People who have lived in both are only scared of small towns.

[jen 🍅 @jenrara]

trying to read that taylor swift letter on mobile