bob

[bob @bobbertmortimer]

My pronouns:

They, as in they’re six badgers in a trench coat (which is most of the time)

It, but only if the eldritch horror that is possessing me takes over

Just so we’re clear

[bob @bobbertmortimer]

We already have the definitive version thanks

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Eggers is set to write and direct a new ‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL’ movie for Warner Bros.

Willem Dafoe is the top choice to play Ebenezer Scrooge.

(Source: Deadline)

[noelle ೀ @hooksonpadilla]

ppl wanna be a disney princess when they grow up... meanwhile i wanna be her when i grow up

[Prince Charles Cinema @ThePCCLondon]

#SaveThePCC

Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease.

For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below; https://t.co/AEWMVUwQYZ

[bob @bobbertmortimer]

The similarity between the Italian national anthem and the theme from Keeping up Appearances is uncanny #Olympics2024Paris

[cam @thorneaffair]

keir starmer looks like if mr poppy used the old age filter

[that b*tch jigglypuff @OneAngryRainbow]

We do not include Allison Janney enough in the Mother conversation for my liking.

[bob @bobbertmortimer]

I need to be them

[bob @bobbertmortimer]

Pros of driving a car: you can go anywhere you want

Cons of driving a car: it could suddenly start smoking and nearly blow up when you’re driving home and scare the shit out of you

[bob @bobbertmortimer]

@LivvyParrot It’s on a loop with Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir’s moulin rouge routine, makes me want to learn to skate even though I can barely walk on solid ground

[bob @bobbertmortimer]

Umm what’s happening @ITV

[bob @bobbertmortimer]

If I added a bow tie to my usual work outfit, I would be dressed exactly like Paul Giamatti in The Holdovers, and I’m ok with that

[bob @bobbertmortimer]

It finally happened, so glad to have kids that stay in touch

[mads ⏾ @jackosdimple]

GIVE ME A ROM COM WITH PHIL DUNSTER AND BRETT GOLDSTEIN AND GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!!!

[bob @bobbertmortimer]

Why do people think it’s ok to have a full volume phone conversation on a train at 7 in the morning?

[Bon @bonthehedgehog]

And Davina McCall... who did NOT die! #DoctorWho

[bob @bobbertmortimer]

As it should be

[Radio Times @RadioTimes]

#TheMuppetChristmasCarol voted the best Christmas film of all time 🐸🎄

https://t.co/oEcggJozzQ

[bob @bobbertmortimer]

@LivvyParrot I want to be him, he is my final form