cognacpapi

The Gawd MC. Chairman/CEO of Frugal Records. 2005 Regional Slapboxing Champion. Cognac Connoisseur 🥃

[Neet @neet_sol]

job market so bad I’m waiting for a bench at the gym at 11am

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

I’ve been crying for hours laughing at this

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

let a nigga win lord

[🗽🍻💍 @Light_2610]

Investigate him @FBI this is worse than anything Malik Beasley ever did

[LeGoatBets @LeGoatBets]

WHEREVER WE GOIN 🐐

IM READY 🤝 @KingJames

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Manager: “Hey, can you turn your camera on?”

Me watching the World Cup from my sofa at 2pm on a Tuesday:

[Richie | AI Engineer & SEO Specialist @RDRembert]

Watching Jace get sent to Valhalla after talking all of that big boy shit #houseofthedragon

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Body isn't even cold yet

[TSUNAMI @Tsu_Surf]

If you Tryin. If you Pushin. If you woke
Up today, trying to be better than yesterday…… IM ROOTING FOR YOU.

[kordell @lledrok]

jayson tatum gonna throw his phone when he sees this

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Napoleon to the Haitians before getting cooked:

[mills+ @millsplus]

Newark is crazy...wym you're Portuguese and you throwing up brim

[William D. Hendrix 🏆 @SpecificNY]

We got like 12 different Hitler’s at MSG tonight dawg

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time

[Your Friend Rashad 🧸🪴 @OptimusGrind__]

Kendrick pen is fire
J Cole pen is fire
Drake pen is fire

You can enjoy all 3 without being a dweeb about it.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

the date of the tweet

[🦈 @4Cobey]

gas prices so ridiculous I done signed up for the reward points at Shell

[** @bigguccicraigy]

i just paid $43 to fill up my honda civic i just screamed trump name like mr. crocker