Bobby

Generally referred to as “he’s alright once you get to know him.”

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

“Your best is enough.”

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

@Office A subscription service? You guys suck.

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

Jesus, @WWE. The matches are fun, but turning up the volume of the crowd over everything else was a bad choice. Feels like some random fan’s phone video.

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

@JackBox Do you guys not sell antenna toppers anymore?

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

@Apple Your latest update (18.1.1) has made my phone slow and glitchy, and now the battery drains fast. What gives? Do you have a fix for this soon?

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

Want another round of 1776? Because that’s how you get it.

[GOV.UK @GOVUK]

Think before you post.

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

You have Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, but none of the others? Weak, @netflix.

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

There are times when you’re outnumbered, outgunned, with all exits blocked, and holding a losing hand. In situations like that, there’s only one option.

Bluff.

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

Going through every podcast that @CommonDescentPC has put out on Spotify. Love these guys!

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

@HillaryClinton That power was given to individual states because it was an overreach by the Federal government. But you love government overreach, don’t you?

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

@VerizonSupport Nope. You can discuss this out here. Are you going to fix your service?

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

@VerizonSupport I have sent you people multiple DMs, and you refuse to fix the problem. Your service has declined sharply. Fix it.

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

Trying to get through #AncientApocalypse, but Hancock’s so-called theories are nothing but idle speculation. Half the show is him bitching about how archaeologists persecute his half-baked ideas.

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

@hulu_support You call that modest? I’d hate to see your definition of excessive.

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

Jesus Christ, @hulu your ads are way out of control. For every one minute of show, I get two minutes of ads. I’m just gonna start pirating any show you have.

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

@VerizonSupport @whatusaymark Shut the fuck up, Brett.

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

@whatusaymark Does this affect the AZA-accredited zoos and their breeding programs geared towards conservation?

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

Goodbye, @jdfffn. You were a childhood hero, and I’m sorry none of us could be there for you in your hour of need. I wish I could’ve been a hero for you the way you were for me.

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

@benshapiro “People are starving!!!”
-the guys who just wasted food on a painting

[Bobby @bobbyrex03]

@keishajo9 @SJ_Ehh @JacobsShafiek @AvaRaineWWE You can believe in old school chivalry without believing in oppression.