Bobby The Monkey

[Bobby The Monkey @bobbythemonkey]

I am feeling old. For the first time in my life, I was not familiar with a single musical act that performed in the Super Bowl halftime. :(

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@sdccHotelTrackr Where is the link to the queue?

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@PicturesFoIder That’s an expensive window. Should have gone up the back

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Hey @midnight
#CheaperDrinks
Nurse Pepper

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Just sent the kids outside and told them to come home when the street lights turned on.
#GenXRules !

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I know I’m high because I couldn’t find the phone that was charging next to me and I’m watching onions simmer…like literally staring at the onions. 🧅👀
#youknowyourehigh

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I’ve started swimming again.

Downside: I am very out of shape and get winded easily.

Upside: my fat keeps me afloat so I can rest.

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Please help Doria raise money to feed hungry people. You can make a pledge of support here…

https://t.co/RKJwJycsVk

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Banks should not make more than the schools. Please STOP ALL INTEREST on ALL STUDENT LOANS. It costs $0 and will save the people BILLIONS. All new student loans-FLAT RATE. Example $100K @ 10% pay back $110K. Banks make $:mortgages credit cards car loans, etc. Pls #StopTheInterest

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.@POTUS @FLOTUS @VP @VICE Student Loan Forgiveness: I appreciate it. A reduction helps, but I owe MORE than I borrowed in the late ‘90s The reason I owe more? INTEREST While the courts figure it out, PLEASE #StopTheInterest The banks have made enough money off of us! ...(1/2)

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@0ffTh3Chain @7Veritas4 You are showing the same thing, but at a lower angle. If you look closely, the crowd starts to dissipate at the ports-potties.

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It’s COOKIE TIME! Doria’s site is live for ordering. https://t.co/HRXqzTJ5e1 The link is in my bio. Thank you for helping her meet her goal. :) https://t.co/arcovD6sxe

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If you ever need to collect a fresh stool sample from your cat, just clean their litter box.

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It's a day of "well, duh" news. Congress said Trump committed crimes and a jury found Harvey Weinstein guilty

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@RyanBasford 2002 Super Bowl, hands down for me. I was there and on the field

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Look what Dori found. What a lucky girl! #4leafclover #myhandlookslikeamap https://t.co/75LuIr8IpG

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Hey @Apple @AppleTV , can you please make a Yule Log screen saver for the AppleTV? I absolutely love the arial shots, but it doesn’t fit the mood when I have Holiday music playing. #AppleTVYuleLog

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Hollywood: “Waterworld is the most expensive movie every made. We’ve never seen someone spend so much money on one film.”

@JimCameron : “Hold my beer.

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Remember, it’s important to start every day with a good breakfast. #captionthisphoto https://t.co/FOm0a568vj