Bobby Tisdale

I'm Zeke on Bob's Burgers. I'm Oprah in the Oprah Winfrey play I wrote.

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

I took a few years off of twitter to try to find myself. I grew a sexy beard, cut off all of my toe nails, got a tattoo of a Wendy’s baked potato on my back, jumped on Insta @therealbobbytisdale and released comedy gold like no other, but now I’m back. I love and missed you all.

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

Mom told me to never hate, but sorry ma, I DO hate the living shit out of one person. I love you, my family and pretty much everyone else tho.

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

I’ll be at Wash. Sq dog park at 1:30 with hair grooming tools. I don’t shave dogs but I do shave pet owners. My little side gig.

[loren bouchard @lorenbouchard]

I am so grateful to Fox. They make Bob’s Burgers possible. BUT they have their name on a channel that stokes fear and spreads lies. It's the opposite of what we’re trying to do at Bob's. Love. Inclusion. Hope. That’s what we wanna broadcast.

Also we'd choose a different jacket.

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

@chelseaperetti No, but I do think we’re exactly alike beside the bee thing.

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

@chelseaperetti Sorry about the blower. I’ll turn it off. A little heads up tho- I scream when I rake.

[joshhaness @fuzzyjosh]

Tonight LA! And with guest co-host @bobbytisdale! https://t.co/ieX5LmaKQK

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

@chelseaperetti @chelseaperetti we were so young a year ago! Love ya, sister from a different father!

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

@bobbytisdale BOBBY!!!!!!!!! talk about yer sweet angels

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

Everyone should boycott Facebook for like, 15 minutes! Really stick it to those convenient assholes!

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

Looks like Superstormy Daniels will be hitting the east coast near Washington around 7pm tonight. They’re expecting a shit ton of damage. I’m nervous.

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

@ScottBatemanMan Preesh, Coolbreeze! Great episode

[littlefield @littlefieldnyc]

TONIGHT: Get initiated into the magical underground club, The Wards of Merkin, with @bobbytisdale and guests #JaneaneGarofalo @mrdavehill @BrettDavisRIP and @danlicatasucks!
https://t.co/T5YFXsMOvN

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

Join me, @mrdavehill, Janeane Garofalo & other guests at my underground comedy show The Wards of Merkin 3/15 at Littlefield. 7pm. It’s super silly and fun! https://t.co/qdAWBsYOsj

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

I’m outraged to find out that Devil- I mean DEVIN Nunes has same 10/1 birthday as I do!!! Why ya have to ruin the libra vibe, asshole!

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

Diane Feinstein is a total badass.

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

Happy New Year everyone! My resolution? Only wear the new look Wrangler jeans when it’s jean wearin’ time, girl!

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

@Alexsdad2012 Thanks! I’m sure if we met I would love you too!

[Bobby Tisdale @bobbytisdale]

Wish they made an acoustical version of Shut Up & Dance w/ Me for passive aggressive slow dancing.

[Hy Bender @hybender]

.@bobbytisdale hosts an out-of-the-box holiday comedy show with
@JohnRobertsFun, @BrettDavisRIP, @anafabregagood,
@whodougsmith and more performing 7:30 pm at
@littlefieldnyc: "The Wards of Merkin" https://t.co/5l3OcLtQl0